Top 10 Country Western Songs Modern, subtle racism
Are you a fan of country music? Here's a list of the 10 best ones. Number 5 is my favorite and I actually did buy #1.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've M... continue reading
President Elect Daniel Harvith, is about to be sworn in as new President of the United States
Overt forms of racism have gone down since the 50s, but subtle forms of racism are the new, common form of racism.
I gave my tv to my black buddy from a nearby county which is about 75% black. He came to my home in a white neighborhood. He came into my house and picked up the tv and carried ... continue reading
Yogi's vet exam
The oath of office is given in front of thousands of cheering Americans in front of the Capitol.
Chief Justice Roberts: "Please repeat after me "I, your name, do solemnly swear..."
Daniel Harvith: "I am sorry. I was texting. What did you say?"
Chief Justice Roberts: "Please repeat after me. I, your nam... continue reading
I just took my dog Yogi for a check up.
I had been told to bring in a stool sample.
I had previously asked them if the stool sample should be from him or me.
The idiot doctor looked at me funny and said "From him."
His name is Dr. Katz, which, of course, is better than Dr. Shit Tsoo.
Anyway, I forgot to bri... continue reading
The first Jewish Pope
Excellent piece in today's Post.
Very few journalists have the courage to broach the topic of certain groups having a greater rate of violence. ... (but, as a clinician who worked in the inner city, I would point out that white kids would have the same rates of violence if they grew up there. It's not ... continue reading
Who was the fastest runner in Baseball in the 1960s?
Bar Mitzvah boy, Hymie Klitmann, announces his conversion to Catholocism during his Bar Mitzvah speech. His mother has a stroke. His father, unimpressed, continues to sell life insurance to the guests.
Four decades later (30 years later) Father Klitman, of the Church of the Holy Bagel, is nominated to be Pip. I m... continue reading
Great baseball story by Tom Boswell, journalist/Post and one of the premier baseball
experts and baseball historians.
[pic1]Back around 1961, it was widely believed that the fastest runner in baseball was either Mickey Mantle, center fielder for the Yankees or Pedro Ramos, fastball pitcher for the long suffering W... continue reading
Danny tells his Dad about his engagement
"My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder of people is disgusting. My attitude is not derived by any intellectual theory, but is based on my deepest antipathy to every kind of cruelty and hatred."
In 1939, a Hungarian physicist, Szilard, told Ein... continue reading
Danny Horoputz, age 63, visits his 90 year old father, Steve in his nursing home, called "Fields of Yellow Snow."
Danny: "Hi, Dad, how ya feeling?"
Dad: "Who are you?"
Danny: "Dad, I'm your son."
Dad: "The legitimate one or the bastard?"
Danny: "You have an illegitimate son?"
Dad: "Never mi... continue reading