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I know of nothing in the entire world (vocation-wise) that is any more difficult than being a nuclear physicist, or a stand-up comic. If you are compelled to take on either, you are out of your freaking mind. Welcome to the club!

For every 2000 hopefuls who begin comedy in America, only 2 or 3 ever go on to a paying career. Those 2 or 3 usually made it that far because they knew someone, or they worked harder than their competition. I don't think y... continue reading


The week is already almost over, so we decided that it might be about time to decide on next week's news. Just in case we don't have time to come up w...


According to Trump Mexicans are mainly rapists, Nigerians will "never go back to their huts", Haitian immigrants have all AIDS, and African countries ...


As praised by Fox News, the meeting of two dictators is currently in progress and what do two dictators do when they meet each other? They praise each...


Trump told reporters that the summit on June 12 might still happen, that he's still open to it, AFTER he cancelled it himself. So you asked the girl o...


And there's a lie in this title. He doesn't lie in all of his tweets, maybe just half of them. Although sometimes he does lie multiple times in one tw...


The Finnish people have always been a weird crowd.


Trump has just declared his genius, again. Nobody else is seeing it. But he keeps persisting it is there.


As all other problems in the world disappear, the Pope wants to change the wording of a book of fiction. People are outraged.


Steven Segal was given Russian citizenship last year by Vladimir Putin, in 2016. He has been a huge supporter of Putin for a while now. He has called ...


I am Sally Simpson and I wi be your spiritual guide trying to help you to reach your happiness potential. I wanted to start writing this book earlier ...


There is a certain pivotal point in every nerd's life when he realises that any efforts to run with a popular clique are futile, and so instead he set...


Sometimes I feel like I am the luckiest person in the world. I keep winning with random lotteries pretty much daily, sometimes it is hundreds of thous...


Something Wanna Trade Your Citizenship For Mine? (Walk A Mile in My Red Shoes!) If you are a citizen of a country that is not America, I wish you well...


Donald Trump, the leader for the free world, just discovered that health care is complicated. In the beginning of the week he said - I have to tell yo...


For three years, I’ve been trying to die as quietly as possible, and trying to not bother anyone or anybody. Now, for some unimaginable reason, I have...


Have you ever felt the wrath of another and received a passive aggressive note? Perhaps you left your car in a space they wanted or you’d forgotten to...


In my freshman, year I attended a brand new high school in Fairfax Virginia called Woodson T. High School. Irv Woodson had won the Nobel Prize for i...


A how-to guide for leaving a spectacular message on someone’s answering machine…or at least not getting slapped with a restraining order as the result...


Although the Bible is a document meant to be taken seriously, there are too many verses, chapters and stories that make for great comic relief. Stand-...


If you're an amateur clown, then you're allowed to say anything that comes into your mind. But, if you have a microphone in front of you, and think yo...


In his highly informative and contagiously hilarious memoir-slash-guide, “Stand-up Decoded” (published by Xlibris), author Lue Deck pens down a pletho...


Greetings, readers of The Cheers, creatures of the Earth. Today is the day when The Cheers found a new, especially creative, fabulous, nice looking, a...

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