John Turner
John is a writer with a "special purpose." After being the victim of a near-fatal mugging in 2002, he feels that his life was spared in order to spread the word about the ludicrousness of society.
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P.A.S.T.O.R. program allows convicted priests to teach Sex Ed
BROOKLYN, NY (Nov. 8)–Billy Green is confused.
The 15-year-old Clara Barton High School freshman doesn't know who to ask for a date: Ashley, the cute blonde in his third-period Biology class . . . or his best friend Mark.
Billy, who has been an altar boy for several years at St. Michael's, the Catholic Church... continue reading
Eye on Ignorance, Pt. 1
Let's face it, no matter how sensitive we think we all are these days with our PC language and diversity training and such, we all love to read about stupidity and ignorance. Why do you think the Darwin Awards are so wildly popular? Oh, we hide behind our supposed morals, but what we secretly yearn for is the odd story... continue reading
The 2012 Nightmare
TOPEKA, KS (Nov. 5, 2012) – All Ed Martin wants to do is go home and milk his cows.
A dairy farmer from the nearby town of Westmoreland, Ed has traveled to the Kansas capital to prepare for tomorrow's presidential election – the tightest race in memory.
"Back when I was young, it was simple. A fella was either a Red... continue reading
Ignorance Inc. - The HALFTIME FLUSH Phenomenon
Last Thursday night, I fell asleep with my TV on, which my extremely non-lonely bachelor status allows me to do...every night. One of those all-night news networks was on. You know, the ones that play the same six or eight stories in a loop for like seven hours straight? Those.
One of the pieces was an expose on the H... continue reading

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