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Caller: "I'm
in a bit of an emergency here. I let my
gerbil crawl up my ass and it got stuck there.
Should I call a veterinarian or a proctologist?"
Dr. Wacko: "Well isnt that
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Dear Dr. Wacko:
When I walk my poodle and it takes a shit, there is
sometimes a hard-on which embarrasses me in public. What
should I do?
Man with Poodle
Dear Man w... |
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Dr. Wacko: I am interviewing astronaut Albert EinFrommage, who
returned from a space voyage which approached the speed of light. I
understand that he actually traveled backwards in time fo... |
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Dear Dr. Wacko:
Dont you hate it when you are walking your dog and he shits and you
notice that you forgot your plastic bag so you have to put the shit in
your pocket?
Irv Hump... |
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Dear Dr. Wacko:
I have a question about dog etiquette.
I go out with my dog and I carry a clear plastic bag with chocolates
in them. That way, people see the bag and they thing I... |
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Caller: Dr. Whacko, I was dating this Chinese girl and
we were in bed and she asked me to eat her. So I asked her if she had
any chopsticks. She looked at me like I was an idiot.Dr. Whacko... |
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Dear Dr. Whacko:
When I am walking my dog and he stops to poop, sometimes there is an erection; you know, a hard-on.
Is this normal?
Dr. Whacko: Yes Jim, dogs sometimes get arou... |
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"Why do they call it a "blow job"? I mean she's not really BLOWING. And why do we say "I ate her out"? I mean we dont really EAT anything. |
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I have trouble getting it up. So I've been doing a lot of cunnilingus which my girlfriend is happy about but it leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. I don't mean literally. I mean, I'd rather be screwing her. I tried a wood splint but it gave her splinters. What would you recommend? |
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We’re all aliens, I’ve got the proof!
Has anyone had any green alien sex? William Shatner claims he hasn’t, even though we have all seen him on Star Trek doing that thing. My buddy George here claims the same, he says that it was nothing but a grown up dog. Well, when he told me that I secretly wished it would have been an alien, at least it would sound sexy not like throw-up-if-ya-want. I did, and explained it with something I had eaten the week before.
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