10 Indisputable Facts God Exists

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The world as we know it is coming to an end in 2012 and people, our people are still divided by a fine line. One side believes in the existence of the higher power while the other still likes the sperm in the exploding tube theory which resulted in dinosaurs, monkeys, billions of years old earth. Today I would like to share 10 indisputable facts with you, facts that will once and for all, prove that there is a god!

1. The world was created in 6 days by the god almighty, on seventh day he chillaxed (editor's note: Americans are currently trying to modernise the language of the bible, so changes have occurred). This is an indisputable fact because it's said so in the bible and it must be the basis of all other facts.


2. The bible was written by many different people, edited by another many, unreal things were taken out, uninteresting facts were changed, too easy and understandable language was deleted. If the bible would have been written by just one person and based on only his knowledge, it would have been wrong, but it was put together by writers association based on chill'day ceremonies.

3. Millions if not billions of people believe in God. If God didn't exist, it would mean all those people are kind of stupid, wouldn't it? And that can't be the case!

4. Nobody can say there is NO god, it is not possible to scientifically prove it. And that's an indisputable proof all by itself.

5. The God, as we know it, is the most powerful creature ever existed. How else could have he/it have wiped out the entire selection of other gods. Somehow he managed to seduce Roman goddess Venus, take the alcoholic spirit of Bacchus, Rome's most popular god, steal the cloud from under Zeus's arse, make arrangements with Hera. And these are just some gods he managed to get rid of, in order to get all the power to himself. Not to mention the fight between him and the Danish god Thor, son of Odin, who was the strongest god of all with red hair and beard, slaughtering with a huge hammer in his hand. And that all is yet another indisputable fact.

6. Generally speaking, humans are moral beings. And there is no way we would have ever figured out not to just kill each other if there was no god. We are simply not that intelligent. Wars can ONLY be held and people killed in order to turn others into moral beings as well.

7. If there was no god, there would be no atheists. No comments required.


8. The reason why we have never seen god is simple - to God such human concepts as time does not apply and he's on a very different scale than humans. This is the reason we will never be able to see nor understand him. We must believe, or else we'll end up in hell. And God knows that he's talking about - you know - been there, done that.

9. It doesn't matter if you are an agnostic, atheist or believer of the sperm monkey, all of us still argue or inquire about god. And that all by itself is the proof of his existence, indisputable proof.

10. If your life sucks and you don't believe in god, then you can't even die happy. So god MUST exist.

The reason why our God became our God was because people were pressed by emperors and suddenly there was a man saying he's the son of god and everything he says is true. It is simply impossible to imagine that this man was just a lunatic with creative imagination who gained popularity and belief just because people wanted to believe in him. That can't be the case. If today someone came out with the same theory, we would welcome him, we the ordinary people that is. Well, as long as he stays quiet and doesn't say the other god is not a god at all. Well, like Jesus said about the godly emperors.

By the end of the day, we can't go around not believing any old thing just because it can't be proven.

That would be absurd, right?




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eif says on 2009-10-30 05:42:41 about seriously
Why are so many people taking this article as a serious piece of writing? It's irony, people.










Mick says on 2009-10-27 07:48:42 about
I don't think anything less of people who believe in God but your so called facts that God exists are by far the most narrow minded theories i have ever heard. Millions of people may believe in god but it is because it gives people hope, it doesn't mean it must be true just because so many people believe in him. There are more people who DON'T believe in God, so why doesn't that OUTWEIGH the people who do... surely more people can't be stupid than the ones who aren't (according to your "facts") and to say because it can't be proven that it must be true is a statement of a person who really needs more logic skills.

I'm sure your means are good but don't try and make people come to your website to read something silly LoL










devin says on 2009-10-13 19:52:46 about what?
Just because you cant prove there isnt a god, doesnt mean there is one. There are many things that cant be explained so don't be arrogant and say that your theory is real.










? says on 2009-09-16 12:37:03 about your walk theory
this is stupid this is NOT PROOF that god exists. you should change the title to "10 reasons why god MIGHT exist"










EPS says on 2009-09-15 22:10:54 about Comon
Ok man i wont go sayin ur sarcastic comments might bite u in the ass one day but.
if u dont got something nice to say dont say it and piss off people who do Believe in God










jax says on 2009-09-14 22:28:38 about ummmm
i have no problem with people believing in a higher power but i don't believe it to be proven that he exists just like it hasn't been proven that he doesn't exist.
just because millions of people believe in something doesn't make it rue or make them stupid, i mean for a long time man believed the earth was flat, and they wre wrong.
just because heaps of people collaborated on the bible, it doesn't mean that they are right because there are many different theories that wre created by notable people to only be disproved in later years.
not believing in "god" doesn't make your life miserable, i have never believed in god and i have a wonderful life with loving friends, family a good job, well educated and a truly magnificent partner. i will die happy because i didn't live my life according to someone's "rules".
and finally if god does exist and he created free will and thinking then wouldn't he be happy that people question everything around them, i mean it is in our nature and if he is a kind god why would he punish his people just because they chose to live their lives? doesn't sound like much of a god to me...









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