Who do you trust?
Four score and some days less, we Americans get to..IT comes with the turf!
I don't suffer whiners easily! There are cert..Take your best shot!
These are the times that fry mens souls. Political..I love the smell of freshly cut grass.
I love the smell of freshly cut grass. It doesnt m..WANNA VOTE FOR U.S. PRESIDENT?
My American government doesnt want me to vote. My..Theres NO business, like dough business!
OK, we've all heard it before: Capitalism begets f..AMERICA IS OK!
Hi everybody! steady steady!! Relax. Please, I wan..SEX MATTERS!
With the cornucopia of personal information availa..BEHIND YOUR LAUGH
Its a sound that shows fun And a price th..SANTA LIVES!
Having spent time with elves and St. Patricks Day ..New Sheriff in Town!
Worlds policeman? Clump-ching, clump-ching, clump-..IS Money GOD?
I knelt, then genuflected before the hallowed alta..Grandpa’s Promise
10,000 miles from his home, I wept and saluted his..Stopping Idiocy!
In the course of human events, it has become neces..LICENSE TO SMOKE!
It’s rumored (by me mostly) that pot prisoners are..I AM A CLONE!
OK, I admit it I’m a clone! And my girlfriend is a..WARTS AND ALL!
Welcome to America, where the idiot son of a form..Ode to Generation E
If you’re 18 to 35 years old, WORD UP! By your te..IF I Were King...
We’ve all thought it. Thinking about it doesn’t do..Goodbye Mr. Carson!
In World War Two, a Dear John letter meant someone..How to GET Happy!!
HI, I’m Endorphin Man! (tant-da-tadaa) I’ve invite..BLUE Vision
I gots the brain damages. Since I was twenty-five,..DOGCATCHER
I know this comes as a surprise, but I’m running ..An Open Letter to Gov. Beefcake
Dear Herr Schwartzenegger: I know, as the new Burg..I Am a NEO-Liberal!
I could never be a Republican. I could never be a ..Notes From Poor Lue, March, 2005
Nationalism is the world’s flu! Did you get your..A Tale of Two Tittys!
IT WAS the best of chests, it was the worst of che..Uncle Sam Meets Uncle Remus!
Oh gosh, all the rest of you countries, please do..Star signs (Astrology for unbelievers)
Who could possibly believe in astrology? Lue is my..Hate CAN’T CURE Hate!
(The Comic in Red Shoes wrestles with mankind’s he..The Night Nothing was Funny!
The pieces came careening at me like a cosmic puzz..Constitutional Treason!
Today, and maybe again next week, I am committing ..Terri Schiavo dies after a decade of fights over her
Newsday.com has just reported that Terri Schiavo h..How to Stay Hip! (Age 35 and over)
Hip is like being tall. You either are, or aren't!..Heaven’s Comedy Club
I know there’s such a thing as Comedy Heaven. So..Notes From POOR LUE: May 2005
(Hunter S. Thompson ended gonzo journalism and his..America LOVES Gridlock!
Warren G. Harding originated the phrase: “ foundin..The Little Donkey that COULD!
In a land, not much different than this one, lived..The Little President that Cried WOLF!
Once upon a time, in a place not very far from her..America’s Dirty Little Secrets!
We hear all the time about how great America is. T..Open Letter to The Iraqi People
Hi everybody! I realize that I’m just one solitar..BEING DICK CHENEY
I crawled through a panel I’d discovered in the ol..My girlfriend is a ROBOT!
Yeah, you heard me, my girlfriend is a robot, and ..AFTER
(Rudyard Kipling’s “ IF ” contemplates worldwide c..Dear America
This is like a Dear Santa letter, except it’s addr..EPHEMERA From POOR LUE August ‘05
It’s said that chickens still come home to roost, ..I Was a Teenage Ticket Scalper!
Many years ago, whilst still in my teens, I won 4 ..GOD is FUNNY!
When you’re talking about God, it can be a difficu..CSPAN Called ME!
venerable watch ..Herk and Jerk, The Saga of
(A story of a young, ill-fated comedy team. The
..The Three Little Liberals - a cautionary fable about political views
Once upon a time, there were
three little lib..Poor Lue’s Almanack January ‘06 (The first part is TRUE…the last part is LUE!)
“…He shall, from
time to time, give to Our Nati..He MADE Me Do It!
Since I’m not a surgeon with a scalpel, or a airli..CHILLIN\' WITH THE VETS!
I know a place that has more heroes per
squ..10 Reasons NOT to Trust Dubya!
Hey, President 'U'ber liar! Hey 43! Hey Dubya!Even..Poor Lue\'s Almanack April \'06 (The first part\'s true, the last part\'s Lue)
(Take time to smell the flowers, before we're
dre..10 Most Irritating Things Women Do During Sex
I tried to ramp up for this list. Sadly, it wasn't..Ephemera from Poor Lue…June \'06
John Donne said: “No man is an island, entire ..The Cop and The Comic! (I married a cop...what was I thinking??)
met on a cruise ship. No names please,
but t..How To Stop The War in 5 Hard Steps (A Preemptive Peace Attack!)
(If you want peace, read on. If you don’t want pea..My Daddy\'s rose garden
has become a poignant time for me.
..Circus L.A. (Hey, you think your town is strange?)
Welcome to Los
Angeles, the weirdest show on Ea..Why SO FEW Americans Vote!
Every day, somebody, somewhere starts bitching abo..Apotheosis of George Bush Jr. (Karl Rove\'s doing what?)
The Grand Old Party and rabid Rush Limbaugh fans
..An Open Letter to North Korea
peace loving American, I want to warn all th..An Abel and Cain Re-Run.
Stand With Israel!
(although, I'm sure they wo..The Sounds of Freedom
smells can evoke one's memories (popcorn makes..Attack and Jail ALL Ventriloquists!
(A recently de-classified document)
An unseen..Why America laughs (so much!)
(From A to Z)
pursues the art and act o..The Evolution of a NEO-CON! ......or Please Come Back William F. Buckley, You Weren\'t THAT Bad!
(An ongoing metamorphosis from homo sapiens to ins..Poor Lue’s Almanack 09/06
As 2006 ebbs into it's fourth quarter, i..Lunatics at The UN
When England’s Prime Minister
returned from his m..Gov. Beefcake Rides Again!
The immigration problem in California is so bad, w..We Shoulda Known About Ex-Congressman Foley!
Our American politics do make for strange bedfello..Jokes or Attitude?
When you are laughing with a stand-up comedian, ..Democrat\'s Pre-Nuptial Contract!
Democrats need the strongest
effort in history to..My 100 Best Jokes from 2006!
With three hundred and sixty one days gone from 20..HELL\'S CRUISE SHIP!
If you can force your Freud, Jung, and Dr. Phil ba..AMNESTY For Junior Bush!
Here’s an idea whose time may have come: Like the ..The Last HONEST Booking Agent (They\'re disappearing at an alarming rate!)
When one prostitutes oneself for laughs, i.e. taki..Wanna\' Trade Your Citizenship For Mine?
Wanna' Trade Your Citizenship For Mine?
(Walk A M..Laughin\' with The Troops!
(A lesson in personal humility)
From Subi..Cheer Up America!
(A quick look on the bright side)
Gosh,..The Comics NO ONE Remembers
(Author’s note: insert tongue in cheek, brave read..To Tickle...Or NOT To Tickle!
That’s my question! Do you hate to be tickled?&nbs..The Lie That Broke The Camel\'s Back!
(Our 43rd president proves himself to be The Fibbe..What I know that you don’t!
(This will be short!)
Scolding amateur c..Poor Lue\'s Almanack Feb. 2007
The first part's true, The last part's Lue!
..Iraqis should vote U.S. Military In or Out!
(Is this too simple . . . or what?)
OK, s..‘…and Uncle Sam cried!’ (A parade of heroes)
(A parade of heroes)
There's a ..\'Declare a REAL War...Or Get OFF the Pot!\'
(Inside Nancy Pelosi's head!)
Most of us ..When what was right, was wrong!
(It happens more often than you think.)
I..The Legendary Feel-Good Machine
Here's my challenge: If you're not happy and want ..Save Earth and Laugh Now!
(The galaxy needs comics!)
Turns out, The..Ephemera From Poor Lue!
Atheism is on a definite decline worldwide . . . t..Get off My President’s Back!
(An open appeal to America’s critics!)
Oh..How to change the world, one person at a time!
(Or: Why should I say thanks?)
(Or: Just sit you..Ten ways to WOW Your Lady in Bed!
(Hey numbskull, if the first one doesn't make you ..Huddled Around Some Laughs!
(How we got to where we are)
This article..The Ten Most Irritating Things Men Do During Sex!
(Or trying to get it!)
In the interest of..From First to Worst!
(A critique on The USA’s slide in worldwide popula..\' People Voting With their Feet! \'
(Resistance is Futile!)
DNA scientists ha..Time To Haunt Bush Junior!
(Maybe, it’s past time)
I hate war! ..HOGWASH Fatigue!
(Just tell our politicians to shut up!)
(As far as launching laugh-seeking missles go, I'v..The Last Funny guy!
The Last Funny guy!
Sure, we had lots of 'em back..‘ I AM WHO I AM BECAUSE OF MY DAD! ’
(In the hoisted-on his-own-petard Dept:)
..THE TENUOUS TAR BABY IN IRAQ!
A fictional political fable.
( I had a dr..Ding Dong...The ROVE Is GONE!
(And Take Your Little Dog, Alberto...With You!)
&..5TH BEST THING EVER! (AFTER SEX!)
(A spectacular time to watch sports!)
I l..Politicians GONE WILD!
(Whatsup wid dat?)
Politicians are not committing..Moody Mahmoud Vacations in NYC!
(Dialogue is important now.....but with this schmu..I SHOULDA SHOT PAULY SHORE!
(It might have saved The Comedy Store! Normally, I..Should The US Evict The UN?
(“Whadda we need these mooks in New York for, anyw..Republicans DROPPING Like FLYS!
(More than twenty now sitting in Congress have had..The BRA-SNAP Heard \'Round the World!
(Women have waited long enough!)
I ..An Open Letter To The Dalai Lama
(Congratulations to Tibet's Pope!)
(Born ..Why Jimmie Johnson Is My Hero!
(And it has very little to do with NASCAR)
..26 Ways To Repair America\'s Image!
(Hey, The USA used to excel at this kinda stuff!)
..You Might be a Yankee If...
(Separating Yankees from their cash is all we need..Lue\'s Little Joke Store!
( The only choice that made any sense to me.)
&nb..Dear Santa (Redoux)
(I've been good this year.....I promise!)
..SEARCHING FOR SOME LAUGHS!
(A biased book review)
Title: “ I’m Dying Up ..I’m STILL Standing! (Standup comedy is a harsh mistress)
When last I left my intrepid readers, I was holdin..