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The Revenge Guy: How To Destroy My Ex-Boyfriends car

I need some ideas of what I can do to destroy my ex's car...It was once my car but I lost my license my car got towed and the only way I could get it out was for me to switch the title into his name and get insurace on it..long story short he ended up pawning my car there was nothing I could due to get it out myself...I recently saw him cruising around in my car...If I can't have it than I would rather it be destroyed before he has it...I need someway that is not obvious that somebody did something it needs to seem like it was something that went wrong with the car...Thanks

Hi Tasha,

Effectively taking down a car is harder that most people think. As well, it's very dangerous. The last thing successful revenge results in is a mutilated or dead person. That being said, this is what you can do:

1. pour some milk onto the floor behind the drivers seat. If needed, just pour it into the window/door joint. Nothing smells worse that dried, sour milk.

2. if you have easy access to the car and can spend a few minutes around it with no one seeing it, you can let the air out of one of the tires. Let the air out of the same tyre every couple of days. He'll eventually figure there's something wrong with the tyre and have to buy a new one.

3. get one of the bumper stickers from The Revenge Store. Always good for revenge.

Best wishes,


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