The Revenge Guy: How To Destroy My Ex-Boyfriends car

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I need some ideas of what I can do to destroy my ex's car...It was once my car but I lost my license my car got towed and the only way I could get it out was for me to switch the title into his name and get insurace on it..long story short he ended up pawning my car there was nothing I could due to get it out myself...I recently saw him cruising around in my car...If I can't have it than I would rather it be destroyed before he has it...I need someway that is not obvious that somebody did something it needs to seem like it was something that went wrong with the car...Thanks

Hi Tasha,

Effectively taking down a car is harder that most people think. As well, it's very dangerous. The last thing successful revenge results in is a mutilated or dead person. That being said, this is what you can do:

1. pour some milk onto the floor behind the drivers seat. If needed, just pour it into the window/door joint. Nothing smells worse that dried, sour milk.

2. if you have easy access to the car and can spend a few minutes around it with no one seeing it, you can let the air out of one of the tires. Let the air out of the same tyre every couple of days. He'll eventually figure there's something wrong with the tyre and have to buy a new one.

3. get one of the bumper stickers from The Revenge Store. Always good for revenge.

Best wishes,

RG

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	slydog says on 2009-11-18 03:06:44 about *this stuff* get expanding foam take off gas cap, spray it down deep inside the gas line. spray it up inside the tail pipe go to the front of the car. spary it all over the front raidiator behind the grill get rubber renew, pour it into letters spelling "i love teenie boy cock"....when it rains a magic message will appear.


	psycho man says on 2009-10-24 21:21:42 about *Distroy that mans car!* Fellow car destroyers well ive found the perfect way to kill a car but only do this if you really really hate that person. get a co-part to help you with this one find a expensive car a newer car that has electronics in it. Watch the car for a few days when you have enogh informtion grab a tazzer. Get your friend to slam his hands on the car so the alarm goes off, go to the headlight and taze it you will notice that the cars alarm goes off but thats not the only thing thats off the whole car is fried and it will cost thousands of dollars to fix. But make sure you do it fast, most likley its going to wake up the neighbors


	Simple man says on 2009-10-24 21:11:05 about *all comments* you people are stupid, people cheat, there stupid 4 it just get over it move on with your life dont act all childish!


	Toobad says on 2009-10-17 23:41:06 about *revenge* Ok first of all sugar in the tank is the fastest fix, however getting it down without a trace is sometimes hard, take a gas can (fill it 3/4 full of fuel){will work on diesel or gas engines }do this in preparation before on site. Now simply walk up to the car with a gas can (most people will assume you ran out of fuel) remove the cap, pour the fuel, replace the cap....... get the hell outta there... if spotted walk to his door and simply wait as if you have misplaced your keys. once clear book it! Congratulations you have screwed his entire engine. Everything else will pretty much be noticed by the cars computer (such as low oil etc) For a paint job nasty, either key the car (use a set of keys and walk around the car scratching the entire thing) again insurance will cover this or for ultimate fun on a nice sunny day throw bologna all over the car. Works really well on a red car as pink poka-dots really spice up any guys car. sure insurance may cover this also but its hella fun Anyways good luck... these are tried and true methods and will work. For those that don't belive sugar will not work bring it on, it is proven to seize engines. Been there done that. Next time you wont be in my parking spot fucker!


	Gomez says on 2009-09-03 18:19:27 about *Fuckin a car up!* Some kids stole my bike worth about £500, I need to get back at them, I know a couple of them and where they live? These are all awesome ideas on how to fuck a car up! I want to do some damage worth about £500 quid, so I'm thinking... Spray the car, slash the fuck out of the tires and seal the key holes with superglue and seal the doors with no more nails! Is this any good? Will I get caught? I'm doing it late tonight! Any other ideas???


	oneangrywife!! says on 2009-08-27 16:06:03 about *his cheatin ass* i just wanna thank all of u for all the ideas!! i will most def. try this on his CHEATIN, WIFE BEATIN ASS!!! THANKS ALOT!!!


	ExBoyFriend says on 2009-08-24 22:23:06 about *nice work* keep it up ladies! maybe I'll be your next fuck buddy and I'll give you the clap :)


	Psyco fuck says on 2009-08-11 01:02:36 about *Fucked if i know* Rip out his adams apple and eat it while he is dying, he will be more pissed about that then his car


	Bucket says on 2009-08-11 00:47:02 about *Fuck that car up* pour the car over with petrol, make sure its fucking soaked to the max, light it and run like fuck. if you dont want to destroy his car, just fuck with it a little bit just piss on the handels, slash the seats up and wipe shit on the head rests everyone here has the best ideas


	fuck all humans says on 2009-08-08 03:06:47 about *ex car damage* why damage the car ? just open the boot and put 500 pounds worth of coke under the spare wheel in 10 pound wraps . when he goes to work simply phone the poxy filth and make them bastards do the work for you as long as you leave no prints he goes inside for five years and you get to keep the car . simples !!!!


	wattcchhh Braahhh says on 2009-08-05 05:41:36 about Ok.. im going 2 do this 2 my religion teacher coz hes a fuking tool n loves 2 fuk me over in skool.. im getting 3 of my mates 2 come with me... 1st i hav seen his car n it dosnt have automatic lock.. so im going 2 use a cote hanger 2 open his doors.. im going 2 get 10L of milk and fuk the insides of his car.. next open the bonnet and n fill up his raidiator with that expanding fome stuff.. if he duz end up washing his car n that duzznt work.. ill get 2 car loads of guys n tipp his car on its fuken roof n cocktail his car :)


	INSANE CRAZIED EX GF says on 2009-08-03 19:16:36 about *destroying a car* Get some gloves and some dog poop, now depending on the type of door handle shove as much dog shit UNDER the door handlge so you cant see it if you were to go to open it. :) Simple, he will go to open his door and get shit all over his fingers! good for all door handles!


	anon. says on 2009-07-26 00:07:53 about poop on his face


	ree says on 2009-07-19 19:08:30 about *exes* FUCK THEM WE AINT NO DAM COWARDS FUCK THEY SHIT UP NO EVIDENCE BLOW IT UP IF U KNO HOW WITH OUT KILLIN YOSELF


	koook says on 2009-07-18 20:02:24 about *hehe* u guys are all lames=]


	death maul says on 2009-07-13 04:15:04 about bleach in the gas tannk that is all


	Cazee Bitch says on 2009-07-10 16:07:25 about *Fuck that car up* Well a friend told me that Brake Fluid strips paint. My boyfriend had just painted his car;well he'll be needing another paint job. Ladies we should destroy every man's car.....


	revenge bitch says on 2009-07-06 07:17:01 about *cheating boyfriend* revenge is sweet it will teach them not to mess with girls, so place one huge orange in the mufler and it will back fire on cause engine problems


	kennyt says on 2009-07-05 16:19:52 about go to a local sports shop and buy some copper bb's for an air gun take off the oil cap and pour them in replace cap and walk away the bb's get picked up by distributot and are pulled through the oil system it will totally fuck the engine scratch the block crack or even destroy pistons i have done this and didn't get caught easy and quick who cares about slashing tires when the fucker won't run!


	THE BADDEST BITCH says on 2009-07-04 14:05:40 about *DESTOYING CARS* PUT SOME SCRATCH REMOVING LIQUID IN THE WIPER FLUID CONTAINER WHEN HE GOES TO REMOVE IT IT WILL FUCK THE ENTIRE WINDOW UP THEN PLACE DOG SHIT IN THE AIR VENTS! AND SUPER GLUE THE AUTOMOATIC WEINDOW THINGS SO THAT HE CANT PUT THE WINDOWS


	matermind says on 2009-06-11 16:45:19 about *vangance* who ever said sugar doesnt work is lying. not only will it mess up the fuel system but also the engine. i didnt do this to an exs car but a kid who wont leave my gf alone. i put sugar and 5 things of octaine boost in his gas tank i shoved a patatoe into his exhaust and sealed it with expanding foam i superglued bbs inside his tire caps but only tightened one all the way so if he ever got into it and goes to fill it up he will check them all and tighten them all the way slowly leaking out the air. fortunately he had his doors unlocked so i put a few sardines in his air vents. i opened all the doors and put jb weld where the doors latch together shut the doors i took is plugs and wires out of his engine. i did this all within 15 mins. it was at 3am when i did it. but sometimes you dont have that much time to fuck with a car so maybe a few of the things i did will help you out


	pissed off! says on 2009-06-08 17:37:58 about *making his life hell* Remove all the nuts on the tires. That's it :) hell do the rest.


	beezy says on 2009-05-31 02:48:40 about *your mom* take a screw put it in his tire. make it look like accident bologna on paint superglue doorlocks superglue gas tank shut chain through both rear wheels with a pad lock..better yet weld it if you have the time put the bitch on cynder blocks (bring a friend or 2) put a cat in the vehicle and it will piss on everything. pop hood remove spark plug from 2 pistons and snap off the little metal part that sparks and put it back in and car will run like shit. drill a few holes in exhaust pipe near motor to cause overheating over time and will make car sound like its blowing up. thats it :)


	your mom says on 2009-05-28 15:53:15 about *life* Go to the hospital and steal a bunch of babies, break one of the windows and throw the babies (being sure to cut them on the glass) into the car. you can also slam a baby or two against the windshield and be sure to put the wiper over it. Note: This also works with puppies.


	SmarterThanYou says on 2009-05-01 18:31:18 about *Revenge* Chances you will get caught or feel like a jerk about it later. Be the bigger person and just let it go. Your ex will end up looking like the jerk and you have a clean conscience.


	Big ern says on 2009-04-22 23:38:43 about *Tim* Get a hand grenade and tie a string around the grenade pin and tie the string on the inside door then when your ex opens the door the pin will come off the hand grenade and blow the car and your ex into a million pieces.


	jonester says on 2009-03-26 22:03:44 about *poka dots* put bologna on a car then let it sit over nite so do it at nite. and u will have poka dots all over the vehicle because of the acids.


	anon. says on 2009-03-18 22:38:39 about super glue a penny into the key holes. the only way for them to get into the car is if they have automatic locks, and than they still have to get all the locks that you did that to replaced


	Anon says on 2009-03-10 12:09:41 about Slash one tire. Wait a month. Slash another tire. Wait a month, slash another. keep repeating.


	MISSI B says on 2009-02-09 08:01:17 about *car revenge* i'm about to do the same...bastard cheated me out of my car...paint stripper all over it...superglue the locks....smash the windows and chuck in the brightest pink paint... if not too near houses...smash window and set alight around 3/4am when no ones about...check for street cameras tho....


	zee says on 2009-01-28 20:34:45 about *a food thief in my flat.* He keeps stealing my food any wont own up or deny it. So im gonna let the air out of all 4 tyres and super glue all locks shut. Ill be doin this all after i move out. ;)


	anon. says on 2009-01-26 00:19:46 about Use Glass etching chemicals on the windows, put it on at night when no one can see and leave it for them to find. Once they wipe off the chem they will find a nice hazy window that will have to be replaced.


	k-k says on 2009-01-21 23:16:16 about ill just go and akt sweet and get the keys and crach it them get a hammer and destroy it more


	goober says on 2009-01-17 02:12:33 about *sugar in the tank* It does work snopes.. must be some nerds.. in a basement that have not tried anything.. i hear 28 percent of a tank if fully filled.. use diesel.. but all it will do is smoke and clean the insides of the motor.. if sugar is used.. use about 2 cups and sugar water.. in small balloons.. have fun..


	sexystu says on 2009-01-06 17:03:03 about *slashing tyres* i think its good when a female slashes her cheeting boy friends tyres


	anon. says on 2008-10-24 17:09:02 about I plan to do something with somebody's car :D. Can you tell me how to do something quick, just in passage, so I dont get busted, since it is a public place and a car owner is 15 feet from the car working in his shop? I think some sprayo to fu*k up his paint a bit, but can you suggest some spray?


	asdfghjkl; says on 2008-10-07 15:32:57 about fill your bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. put a big container in the water. pur gasoline in containers. add soap chips till the gas is nice and gooey. slather generously on tires and seats. light on fire. run like hell because the tires could over pressurize and explode


	TERRORIST says on 2008-10-07 15:27:24 about Get a foot of steel pipe, fill with match tips and close one end. Drill 2 tiny holes into another end. break a light bulb. put the filament in the pipe with the 2 stiff wires sticking out of the holes. put a 9v battery on one of the wires. get a antidisturbance switch. connect to 9v bat. put in car. connect switch to other stiff wire. GET OUT OF CAR REALLY FUCKIN SLOWLY. SHUT THE DOOR REALLY FUCKIN SLOWLY. dont get caught this will give superficial damage to the inside of the car and will injure your boyfriend and might kill him. if you want him dead cover pipe in phosphorus


	taheeelur says on 2008-10-07 15:11:09 about Shove a gas soaked rag into the muffler of his car.


	Tyler says on 2008-10-07 15:09:04 about Pour muriatic acid all over the stuff inside the hood of his car and on the seats. You can get this at any hardware store.


	Asian says on 2008-10-07 15:06:04 about 1. burn some "0000" grade steel wool in a glass container all the way 2. mix with torn up aluminum foil (tear it up a LOT) 3. pour this all over his cars hood and inside of it on the engine (when no one's looking) 4. light it with a propane torch (or anything that burns at 4500 degrees F) **MAKE SURE YOU'RE AT LEAST 3 FEET FROM THE STUFF YOU MADE AND WEAR A WELDING MASK**


	victim says on 2008-09-25 22:47:18 about *sugar in gas tank* I got sugar in my tank.It plugged my 2 fuel filters and had to drop the tank and rinse it out a few times.Cost me $600.


	pissed at megan! says on 2008-09-25 02:43:57 about *fuckin shit up* Get foam insulation. You know that yellow shot that comes in a spray can with a yellow straw? Well make sure you won't get caught and spray that shit in the smart ass bitches exhaust pipe until it seems like she needs a new catalytic converter! It expands and seals (that's what it was made for) so that shit will either blow out of there like a fucking bullet, or stall the car out. You can also spray it in the keyhole or my personal favorite on old cars, the gas tank. Make sure its not detectable tho. A good prank goes unnoticed until its too lat and the damage is done!


	crazy bitch says on 2008-09-18 10:00:15 about *destroying a car* who cares if its obvious trash that car out as long as no one sees you then you cant get blamed for it. if you can somehow get access to it then i would slash the seats write all over the inside of it with permanent marker and and beat that bitch with a bat ohh and scratch up the outside of it. pour some bleach all over the seats thats always a nice surprise!! it sure was to my ex hubby!!!


	Cuckfunt Pissdick says on 2008-09-03 20:19:53 about *destroying a car* i reckon you should shit all over his car then stuff the engine full of organs, then slash the tires and fill them with putrid substances. then set the car alight with him inside it when he can't start the fucker up. cunt. all in all i reckon this has to be the best idea ever when it comes to destroying cars!


	big d from 303 says on 2008-08-28 06:58:03 about put a marble r marbles in the gas tank, pour brake fluid over it who cares if its obvious who did if there isnt any proof have some one do it and go to a store with cameras wen its done???? im outa ideas


	Snopes says on 2008-08-21 04:32:44 about Sugar in the gas tank is a myth - to the person who said they tried it and it worked you are a liar. Google it and you'll find an article on snopes which shows the sugar does not mix with the gasoline.


	whatidid says on 2008-05-02 21:34:21 about *destroying a car, revenge* I did the tire thing and it worked. I also put sugar in the gas tank. boy did that work! finally, I put dog poop on her door handle just to help her know I think she is full of shit!


	puretuts says on 2008-04-30 13:26:18 about you can put superglue in the keyhole or the gas hole. he cant open it. you can super glue the bolts of the tire. and the tire cap. then punch a hole on the tire.


	crazyness says on 2008-04-17 21:39:45 about *destroying a car* Obviously burning it is no good as he will have insurance. Tip car paint over it. Superglue the window wipers. Get expanding foam and put in keyholes and exhaust. hit it with a fukin bat lady use your imagination!! Acid?? break the windows and throw paint inside. Slash the tires!

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