Do You Know What Cunnilingus Is?
When I was a high school student, a scrawny, horny lad of 17, I was a student at Central High School in beautiful, Scranton, Pennsylvania. On the first day of school, our English teacher, Ms. Klitmann, gave us the following assignment. We were to write a fictional account of the most interesting thing we had done all summer. I went home and lay in bed thinking about the problem. Thinking did no good so I meditated. Meditation did no good so I masturbated. Ah! I came up with nothing (except semen), but at least I felt better. |
