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ESCAPE
The war had taken everything from Rolf, his parents his kids, his wife. Now the German's wanted to kill him for desertion. Nothing was going to stop him from escaping. |
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THE TENUOUS TAR BABY IN IRAQ!
A fictional political fable.
( I had a dream in which Uncle Remus told me…and Joel Chandler Harris, this wild story about the terrorists and Uncle Sam. My acknowledgements, as well ... |
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Oh! What a world?
The world we live in is a great place to be. Wouldn't it be nice to occasionly read or hear about how good it is to be in this part of this part of the Universe? No, why do that, it's much better to know about other peoples misfortunes? |
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CNN = Celebrity News Network?
One of CNN’s recent headlines indicated Brooke Shields has accepted a face-to-face apology from Tom Cruise for his extremely public criticism of her decision to use anti-depressants to combat the severe post-partum depression she experienced after giving birth to her first child. It was a real CNN Headline. The marriage of our celebrity watching culture to our addition to 24 hour cable news has produced a nasty child. That child is the fact that insignificant celebrity chatter becomes cable news headlines which drone on for days. |
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Giant Google and its new toys - Google Desktop 2
Some time (years) ago Google was big. Just big, nothing else. Then it became the biggest and most used search engine in the world. I won't even talk about the profits. Google used to be a giant, however, it's growing bigger and bigger with every day. Just recently they have come out with a new product called Google Desktop 2. |
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CNNNN and Foxx to hire a hitman for Pope
Monday 25th – For the past two weeks the leaders of CNNNN and Foxx have been putting together a plan to assasinate the Pope. The discovery was made by our well-known investigative journalist Harry Twohooter while having a beer in the no-name bar. |
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Jae Journal - The Ever Famous Should Haves
Now let’s talk about sports in Illinois. Some people who read this nice column live in Illinois. Some do not. However those of you that do know that Illinois is the most cursed place for sports. Some teams in Illinois deserve the curse; others do things to bring trouble to themselves.
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Love Life and Health Advice
Computer Scientists have come up with many different forms of technology that have wowed their audience. Now they are coming up with computerized robots that can even pass the Turing test and mimic human interaction. This technological advancement raises many philosophical and ethical questions. What does this mean? Where does this take us? How does this impact our future in robotics and computerization? |
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Fake-news author killed by 3 one-legged prostitutes
WASHINGTON, March 21 – Harry Twohooter was found in Dexter’s Laboratory dead naked. His hair had been tweezed out one by one. Police thinks it’s a job of a hair collector. “Considering the amount of hair Harry had and the way all his red curls had been taken out of his head, we have a reason to believe it wasn’t his mad wife,” said the inspector in charge of the investigation. |
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It doesn’t matter what you want to talk about, you’re welcome at The Cheers!
It was 17th March 2004 when The Cheers magazine published its first issue. Within the past year we have published articles written by more than 120 writers from more than 20 different countries. Not to mention the fact that we have crashed 3 servers and now we’re happily living on the servers of Crucial Paradigm. |
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IF I Were King...
We’ve all thought it. Thinking about it doesn’t do any harm. I’m not sure about you, but I’d make a whole lot of changes. Oh, the changes you and I would make, if only, we were King of the World! |
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JAE JOURNAL
This is the first Journal of 2005 so we gots to make it good. Hope you enjoy it. |
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Hot news: Naked burning shemale flew out the window
TIMBUKTU, Dec 13th - Last night a car bomb exploded in front of the Timbuktu embassy in Chikata Rabula neighbourhood. No survivors, just meat. That's how this story could start. However, as journalists we can't always be glad enough to find real selling stories. But man has to do what man has to do. And when the magazine space needs filling, we will even tell you about the non-celebrity freak gossip. The following is one of them. Based on a true story. Of course. When before have journalists lied? |
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Iraq from the Ground
Recently, I sat down with some soldiers who have recently returned from Iraq. These men were not officers or high ranking non-commisioned officers (NCO's). They were the soldiers who did the day to day work in Iraq. After listening to them, I had a different impression of the War. |
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This week in Politics
Mr.Kerry and President Bush continue throwing mud at each other. Mr Bush spent 8 million dollars on ads and Mr. Kerry spent only 350 thousand dollars. |
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How to Be Famous
Have you ever wanted to become a star?
Have you ever wanted to become rich and famous?
Well a person these days has two options if they wish to be renown. But whatever you do don't mistake famous for infamous.
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