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God is Coming You knew it would happen sooner or later. You knew there was no escape. But do you really know why? |
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Pieces of Posh We've all had that former boss that just got under our skin. Unfortunately, rarely do we get the chance to go back and say the things we wished we had said then. I have written my feelings on one former employer here, in hopes of once and for all whitewashing her from my memory. |
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THE TENUOUS TAR BABY IN IRAQ! A fictional political fable.
( I had a dream in which Uncle Remus told me…and Joel Chandler Harris, this wild story about the terrorists and Uncle Sam. My acknowledgements, as well ... |
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Simpson Review The Simpsons movie is finally arriving in theatres near you. We waited almost two decades for this? |
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‘ I AM WHO I AM BECAUSE OF MY DAD! ’ (In the hoisted-on his-own-petard Dept:)
Is there better way to expose the truth about our leader than to use his own words to reveal what’s behind the curtain at Boobs R Us? ... |
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The Last Funny guy! The Last Funny guy!
Sure, we had lots of 'em back in '07, but not so much now!
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The Day The Funny Died!
Remember when it was OK to laugh?
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Random Thoughts (As far as launching laugh-seeking missles go, I've probably had my share. Most were calculated and precisely aimed, but I'm not always that lucky. Sometimes these nutty concepts just bang r... |
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HOGWASH Fatigue! (Just tell our politicians to shut up!)
This commentary is dedicated to Mr. Brian Lamb, U.S. Navy (Ret) and his esteemed colleagues at CSPAN for posing an outstanding question (How ... |
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Time To Haunt Bush Junior! (Maybe, it’s past time)
I hate war! There I said it. And there’s nothing anyone can say that will change how I feel! Now, with thousands and thousands and thousand... |
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Great American Dumb Ideas: Prohibition Americans can’t claim any special ability in thinking up dumb stuff. However, we do have a talent for carrying a dumb idea to the extreme.
In the beginning
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' People Voting With their Feet! ' (Resistance is Futile!)
DNA scientists have pretty much proven humans first migrated out of Africa, and split in two basic groups. The first slowly "lumbarred" to Euro-Asia, t... |
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Get off My President’s Back! Hey world, calm down some! Gosh, golly, gee, if we're all so terrible just put America on “hold” for awhile until we get a new leader. Dubya’s warranty runs out next year, and we’re replacing him just as fast as our constitutional processes allow. |
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Ephemera From Poor Lue! Atheism is on a definite decline worldwide . . . thank God!
In this month in 1902, the vacuum cleaner was invented! Some pessimists say: "Ever since then . . . Life sucks!"
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Great American Dumb Ideas: Teleligion Television religion is a hugely profitable American business.
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Why You Should Visit Our Stores The article is about a store.The activites and things happening at the stores makes it funnier to read.The store is a visiual concept. |
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The Comics NO ONE Remembers After a good night at a comedy show, isn’t it amazing how hard you laughed then, but the next day, you can’t recall the name, or place the face? (Geez, that babe with the tight skirt? Or that guy with those red shoes? Or the guy in the robe that did that silly rap parody?) Those are the folks this weird treatise is all about. |
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AFTER After your nation can keep its head, when most other countries in our world are losing theirs, and blaming it on you, and yours. After your citizens get liberty, without taking anybody else’s; After your nation can be free, and not take freedom for granted,After your nation can give justice, as well as it accepts it; After your nation is being hated, and refuses to hate right back,
And yet refrains from strutting its stuff, or trash talking. |
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A Tale of Two Tittys! IT WAS the best of chests, it was the worst of chests, it was the age of love, it was the age of foolishness, it was a time of hope, it was the epoch of big cities, it was the epoch of Big Tittys, and now I was totally enthralled in a most magnificent way. |
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The British and Their Genitals I’d like to offer a bit of an explanation for some of the inconsistencies that North Americans may feel the British suffer from in their general conversation and demeanor. |
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It doesn’t matter what you want to talk about, you’re welcome at The Cheers! It was 17th March 2004 when The Cheers magazine published its first issue. Within the past year we have published articles written by more than 120 writers from more than 20 different countries. Not to mention the fact that we have crashed 3 servers and now we’re happily living on the servers of Crucial Paradigm. |
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I Am a NEO-Liberal! I could never be a Republican. I could never be a Democrat either. I saw the horses butts who are Independents, and I realized that I was fast becoming a NEO-LIBERAL! |
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