Ten ways to WOW Your Lady in Bed! (Hey numbskull, if the first one doesn't make you believe in this list, then don't read another word, you chauvinist pig!)
One: Promise your lover, 24 hours in advance, she will enjoy seven-to-one ratio in orgasms in your next encounter!
(Now, fellas, if you deliver, this alone has the ability to make you a hero! It may even convince her to let you buy that big-screen TV you've been drooling over lately!)
Two: Take her to see the ballet, or some other fru-fru event. A simple greeting card and flowers guarantees be...continue reading
When I walk my poodle and it takes a shit, there is
sometimes a hard-on which embarrasses me in public. What
should I do?
Man with Poodle
Dear Man ...read Ask Dr. Whacko 1.Dec 2007 Dr. Wacko: I am interviewing astronaut Albert EinFrommage, who
returned from a space voyage which approached the speed of light. I
understand that he actually traveled backwards in time for a moment as
he approached the speed of light...read Ask Dr. Whacko 1.Dec 2007 Dear Dr. Wacko:
Dont you hate it when you are walking your dog and he shits and you
notice that you forgot your plastic bag so you have to put the shit in
your pocket?
I go out with my dog and I carry a clear plastic bag with chocolates
in them. That way, people see the bag and they thing I have already
picked up my d...read Ask Dr. Whacko 30.Nov 2007 Caller: Dr. Whacko, I was dating this Chinese girl and
we were in bed and she asked me to eat her. So I asked her if she had
any chopsticks. She looked at me like I was an idiot.Dr. Whacko: You are an idiot. You didnt need chopsticks. You...read Ask Dr. Whacko 30.Nov 2007 Dear Dr. Whacko:
When I am walking my dog and he stops to poop, sometimes there is an erection; you know, a hard-on.
