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(Dialogue is important now.....but with this schmuck??)
The scruffy President of Iran arrived Sunday to visit The Big Apple and speak at
There will be no visit to Ground Zero! Repeat NO visit!
As a recognized material sponsor of terrorism and a charter member of the Axis of Evil, only diplomatic immunity from The UN allows
Historical precedent reminds us Fidel Castro, Nikita Kruschev, Yassir Arafat, and Nicole Kidman have all spoken at The UN. (In case you don't know what an open society looks like...just look around town, you bigoted runt!)
Last week, Mahmoud Ahmadiejad gave a speech inciting " Death to
Some luminaries ask if there should be limits on whom colleges and universities invite to speak. I say of course not! In particular, should Ahmadinejad be allowed to speak at
By the way, if
I say the real reason for Moody's visit is to see if he can sleep with Britney Spears, or Madonna! Friggin' tourist! (Welcome to
Maybe we can get him a date with Rosie O'Donnel! Notables have asked to be on the dais and join the robust debate: Jon Stewart, Joe Lieberman, and Kinky Friedman! But, when informed of all the metal detectors and weapons searches, they backed out!
Alan Dershowitz, of ACLU fame, has offered to defend any New Yorker who manages to plant a boot in Mahmoud's skinny butt, before Judge Judy!
I say let Ahmadinejad speak at
Remember this guy denies there was ever a Holocaust! Let the Garment District Militia ask President Ahmadinejad if he wants what's behind Door #1, Door #2, or what's inside these forty B-52's!
When Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wants to show off in The USA, I think he's compensating for a tiny prick...and then he becomes one! But, that's just one red-shoed opinion!
The President of Iraq advocates executing homosexuals, jailing political prisoners, and has sent munitions and combatants to kill American troops in
Bottom line...I love our free speech in
Peace be upon you!