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(A spectacular time to watch sports!)
I love riveting books, windy days, kitties, and Peace on Earth! But these pleasures can't compare to the ecstasy a true sports nut feels at this particular time of the year. TV finally fulfills it's huge potential with incredible choices. Wow, it's kinda like how a Buddhist, a Southern Baptist, an Imam, and a Jewish-American Princess might feel if they vacationed at
If your team wins, it's like heaven! If not, it's surely hell!
Just cast a hopeful glance around to see your favorites:
The triumph and heartbreak of all Cub fans basically makes my point! Sure, we're in the middle of a nasty fake war, but the Chicago Cubs still haven't been eliminated yet! Much hope springs eternal in the Wrigley Field breast. What drama! I believe, if you could tie peace in The Middle East…to the Cubs winning this year's World Series, most loyal Cubbie fans, and a lot of the rest of us, would gladly foot the bill. Holy Cow! There's that world peace thingy again!
Are you ready for some football?
Like many Americans, my girlfriend likes big men in spandex. She, and almost everybody here loves college and pro football. What excitement! The American pigskin (forgive me Achmed) bounces in stranger ways than your average insurgent. Maybe the NFL can schedule a game in
Motorheads everywhere (except
You can bet a Russian…somewhere…is gonna get his butt knocked out! Cue the DVR!
No, The PGA hasn't managed to clone Tiger Woods yet! Just ask Rory Sabbatini! The new Fed Ex Cup system pays off at $7 million a week! That's the best regular paycheck in sports, besides betting on Paris Hilton's release date! Could Phil Mickleson be a headcase? Watch and see.
David Beckham is hurt once again, so wife Posh will start as mid-fielder for The L.A. Galaxy! (That should be fun to see.) Also, the
Yellow ball aficionados will duck-walk to get to Flushing Meadows in early September, if they have to! The Williams sisters want to take on the whole feminine world, and I want to see them do it.
Unfreeze your brooms and get out your vodka!
This fall a veritable movable feast of balls, magnificent athletes, and computer generated graphics await all sports fans. Bon Appetite!
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6) Sports on TV