Sometimes I feel like I'm the luckiest person in the world. I keep winning with random lotteries pretty much daily, sometimes it's hundreds of thousands, sometimes it's millions. And the best part, I never have to buy a lottery ticket for it. Usually I just win the money because I have a good email address, sometimes some long lost relative dies and leaves me a huge sum, sometimes it's not a lottery but instead someone just wants to give me money because I'm a trustworthy person based on my online presence.

Western Union


A week ago I won a nice amount from Western Union. They will be sending me $5000daily until the total of $1.2M has been sent. My Western Union agent for that is Dr.Good luck Anderson dan.

I.M.F Scam Victims Company Africa


I.M.F Scam Victims Company Africa and USA headquarters donated me $3.500,000.00 the same day. Why? Because I have been scammed by the governments of Africa and the US and I'll be compensated through ORA Bank of Benin online banking System.

Mrs. Caroline Freund


Mrs. Caroline Freund found an abandoned sum of USD 8,000,000.00 from her dead client Paul Louis Halley. As he didn't have a next of kin, I'll be eligible for 40% of the amount.

Susan Gallion


She's a deaf American woman who used to be married to an African man. She has no relatives either, so she decided to give me USD 7,500,000.00 if I'm willing to help her carry out her vision of helping the less privileged around the world. Well, compared to other donations or winnings, that sounds like a lot of work, but I guess I could do that.

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division


They sent me a notice that I have won $10.5million from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America and that they have authorized this winning to be paid to me via ATM VISA CARD. I will have to pay for the $308.00 deposit and shipping of the ATM card, but I guess that's okay.

Miss Elizabeth Abana


Another deposit of $5.500,000,00 should be arriving on my account via Money Gram from Miss Elizabeth Abana, paid in batches of $4,5000 daily.

Federal Ministry of Finance Office


The ministry approved the transfer of $500k to my account and should be sent in amounts of $4,000.00 daily. Just need to pay the $16.00 activation fee to actually get it.

Marvin and Mae Acosta


Those lottery mega winners won $528.8 million in Chin Hills Power Ball and they have decided to give me $2 million of it. I know it's not a huge sum but you know, at least it's something. And next day they contacted me again to send me $300,000.00 extra.

United Bank For Africa


United Bank For Africa approved the payment of $1.5m to me just this morning.

Anti - Terrorist and money laundering Agency


They promised to return my $500,000,00 which they initially confiscated at London Heathrow International Airport to make sure it's not related to money laundering activities.

Total to-date since May 11, 2017: $38.5m

None of the money has actually arrived yet, but I guess it might be soon.

UPDATE from 2020: I'm still waiting for the money, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed!