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Ask Dr. Whacko

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Dear Dr. Wacko:




When I walk my poodle and it takes a shit, there is
sometimes a hard-on which embarrasses me in public. What
should I do?


Man with Poodle





Dear Man with Poodle:


Take a water pistol with you and when he shits, squirt him in his dick so he wont get an erection.





Dear Mr. Wacko:


No, you dont understand. I'M the one who gets the hard on!





Dear Man with Poodle:


In that case, just whack off so you'll go limp.





Dear Dr. Wacko:


But I'm in public....I cant whack off.








Dear Man with Poodle:


So stay in your house; let your dog shit in the house and you can whack off.





Dear Dr. Wacko:


Now I understand why you make so much money.


Thank you Doctor Wacko


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