Dear Dr. Wacko:

I have a question about dog etiquette.

I go out with my dog and I carry a clear plastic bag with chocolates
in them. That way, people see the bag and they thing I have already
picked up my dog's shit, so I can let him shit and I dont have to deal
with it.

Is this kosher? Is this OK?

Mr. Chocolate

Dr. Wacko: No. Shit is not kosher.

May I ask, where did you get this idea?

Mr. Chocolate: I dont know. I think I just pulled it out of my ass.