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One Singapore Employer

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It doesn't really matter what a person do or don't do in Singapore,


It's just your voice,


It's just your face,


In short-


It just boils down to whether we like you or not.


 


You want a job?


Sorry, we have too many resumes in our computers,


You know how we sort out resumes?


We look at your photographs,


And you know what- we laugh at some of your faces.


 


That woman- look at her face!


She looks so low-class!


And look at the way she projects herself,


Unlike me- so high-class,


So poised.


 


I will use my magic,


To make young pretty girls cry in the office.


You know something?


I have a fetish for seeing young little things cry.


It makes me feel like a man!


 


And of course, some of our daughters look at your resumes and laugh,


"Secure" in their positions,


With probably lower qualifications and street-smarts than some of these "prospective" employees,


This woman- masters har?


Most Singaporean women with masters and above can never get a high salary in Singapore's private sector.


 


Unless you know what?


Unless you are us lor!


So highly educated and so idiotic,


Study so much for what?


You low-class girls think education can give you a leg-up in society?


Ha! Ha!


 


This employee,


Work so fast,


I don't need high quality employees,


What I want-


Is submission and obedience.


 


You know what?


I want to make this girl earn a high hourly rate and a lot of money.


You know- men don't like girls who earn more than them.


Then I can marry my girl to this boy.


Marriage has always been the way for harmony between different families,


And my girl likes this boy mah.


 


This person,


The face I want to slap,


Just ignore her lor,


Just leave her to die,


She sure cannot make it one.


 


You know who I am?


I am high-class, slim and polished,


And I pamper my little boys and girls,


My little boys and girls deserve the best.


I am-


One of the Singapore employers.



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