Republicans DROPPING Like FLYS!
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(More than twenty now sitting in Congress have had enough!)
With all its gadflies (and their cash) The Grand Old Party must feel like they've flown into a colossal "Time for a Change!" bug-zapper!
After painful losses in 2007, a veritable tentload of incumbent Representatives and Senators will hoist white flags, and skeedaddle home. Some still with their records and reputations intact. But don't forget oozy, slimy (R-FL) Mark Foley! He and his disgraced ilk, who betrayed their party's conservative and fiscal ideals, started this mad dash for the exit doors. Honorable people might stampede too.
The majority of reasonable Republicans, even now, realize they are suffering from an unprecedented and much dreaded triple curse! They're once cursed because they're stuck with a lame duck executive who can't run. They're doubly cursed because they're stuck with a lame duck Vice President who won't run. And they're triply cursed because their party is in the minority now. Even used car salesmen feel superior!
Did I mention that icky Mark Foley in
No wonder members of the supposedly Lincoln-like party are spouting gibberish in the media. Entrenched GOP-ers are echoing a strategy last employed by the Captain of The Exxon Valdez, and boxer Roberto "NO MAS!" Duran! Every time some cable TV rabble-rouser pinches their now false-rhetoric filled heads, they spew the same old-same old! Yadda, yadda, yadda! Let's face it, with a historic low approval rating for their seemingly arrogant leader, Republicans are just plain flabbergasted! And...it serves them right! Forty not coming back, you say?
Hey! Hey, you social and fiscal conservatives! Has it occurred to you that even the power hungry fiend, Newt Gingrich, wants no part of the slop you're in! Even, the diabolical Pat Buchanan has walked away from you. They made him lie to us, and now even Gen. Powell has washed his hands of you! Condy said: Nuh, uh, NO WAY! If you have any reason left, please listen to this last point: Dick Cheney, who could have the job served to him on a plate...Dick "Shotgun" Cheney, who could have my, or your head served up to him in a plate...Dick "I'm right behind you" Cheney, mastermind of the imperial presidency…Dick "I read your e-mail" Cheney, who has enough oil money to buy Bill Gates' babies...Dick "Halliburton" Cheney, the most powerful heir apparent in the history of our species…………….EVEN Dick Cheney said NO!
What's wrong with this picture? Is this guilt by association, or has The Republican canary in it's mineshaft just gasped it's last, and keeled right over? Did I mention jailed (R-CA) Duke Cunningham, indicted (R-MI) Bob Ney, and the despicable Mark Foley?
Lemmings follow their leader over a cliff...and so did you. Thanks again! The soon departing Congresspersons had a chance to vote to Declare a REAL War, or get OFF the Pot! These voices of our people chose to get off the pot! Thanks, thanks for the mess you're leaving all the middling people of
What do all these retirees know that we don't? Is this movement the forebearer of a trend? Maybe. I haven't seen this many rich, white folks head for the doors, since The Civil War! "Hey Emma! There's a storm a comin'! It's a comin', I tell ya!"
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Senator Joe Perry of Texas, Senator Pete Dominici of New Mexico, Senator Chuck Hagel of Nebraska, Senator Wayne Allard of Colorado, Senator Larry Craig of Men's Bathroom, Idaho, and Senator John Warner of Virginia.
Congressman Terry Everett of Alabama, Congressman Jim Ramstad of Minnesota, Congressman Dennis " I used to be Speaker " Hasstert of Illinois, Congressman Ray LaHood of Illinois, Congressman Ralph Regula of Ohio, Congressman David Hobson of Ohio, Congresswoman Deborah Price of Ohio, Congressman Paul Gilmore who died, of Ohio (that's the whole Ohio delegation!) Congressman Dunny Hunter of
Should somebody yell, "Come back, Shane...Shane, come back?" Maybe not.
Have I mentioned " Scooter " Libby, and that sick frog Mark Foley?
It does appear the converse of the old saying is also true: " A sinking tide, lowers all boats!" To the cut and run gang: Get out while the gettin's good! Because from where I see it, Republicans are starting to drop...like flies!
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