Should The US Evict The UN?
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("Whadda we need these mooks in
This parenthetical attributed to an NYC cabbieÖand possibly many others.
Every so often our
Yes, it's worth it! Even
Only the Security Council can dispatch troops for war, or peacekeeping duties. For wary readers, I number fifteen nations holding seats on the almighty Security Council. Ten seats rotate amongst regions, which elect one country from their midst every two years; the five remaining seats go to us big-time nations with nukes. These five (
Now the United Nations new Secretary General, Ban-Ki-Moon of South Korea, will attempt to herd these thousands and thousands of strange cats from the
But, The UN and its weird minions bring some bodacious baggage. Diplomats screw up regular traffic, regularly. Current and former UN officials have incurred enough in parking ticket fines to pay off the Iraq War debt. Or all the embezzled cash from the Oil for Food program. Well, maybe not that much! Lastly, some NewYorkers are getting really tired of every tinpot dictator and Supreme Leader bad-mouthing their city! (See Castro, Chavez, and Ahmadinejad.)
This begs the question: Should The US evict The UN?
Maybe we could put them on Governor's Island in
2) Even though having The UN in our country, and our richest city, is a real pain in the rear,
So, for these reasons, most reasonable people should conclude that The UN should stay under
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