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(As far as launching laugh-seeking missles go, I've probably had my share. Most were calculated and precisely aimed, but I'm not always that lucky. Sometimes these nutty concepts just bang right into my poor punkin' haid! It's my own fault that I end up writing them down! Using my favorite baseball metaphor.....I not only played left field, here's a buncha ideas from there.)
So I checked out my online dictionary again.
random.....adjective: by chance, haphazard, no discernable pattern.
thoughts.....noun: the product of thinking, cogitation, the power to imagine.
The inventor of the bagel was Ezra Bagel! Ezra turned out to be the world's first roll model!
Here's the good news: I've invented a device that will render all nuclear weapons unworkable! It's called the nano-stopper! My nano-stopper runs on soy sauce, so the bad news is: everything's gonna smell like chinese food for awhile!
Let's get one thing straight! I'll go with whatever 51% of the people vote for, just so they won't hurt me!
Hey, World! Welcome to the game! It's time for another round of " Our Leader is froggy-er than your leader!"
Staffers at The White House have placed an emergency order for 10,000 cases of lame duck tape.
Presidential candidate Dennis Kuscinich (D-Ohio) has introduced some articles of impeachment against our sitting Vice-President! So, Dick Cheney shot him!
How can any reasonable person understand the Sunni vs Shiite civil war in
When General Sherman said: "War is HELL!" He wasn't just whistlin'
Gasoline is now more expensive than cocaine or marijuana! Maybe it's time to admit to ourselves that
Geez, it looks like the British can clone just about anything, except new teeth!
There is no longer a Governor of Kentucky! The job has been OUTSOURCED! Now, the Governor of Calcutta does the job in his spare time!
84% of the world's population think living in
Indifference is the new "opiate of the masses"!
Ironically enough, there is No Smoking when you get to hell!
I went to that new resort:
Do you realize that in
The biggest growth industry in The USA is prostitution! Especially if you happen to measure it by the inch!
Satan announces that he will close his
My only advice is AGE QUOD AGIS!
(from the Latin for " Keep on.....keepin'on! ")
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