CHILLIN' WITH THE VETS!

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I know a place that has more heroes per square inch than all the major league sports combined. I visit a West Coast Veterans Hospital. (Why I visit is none of your damn beeswax.)

Emblazoned over the door is their motto: "SEE the cost of freedom HERE!" Visitors will notice right away how many "sons of the melting pot" who have paid those heavy costs are here, mostly at parade rest. The characters playing in these quiet scenes only tell us the end of their stories... the beginnings and middles... are left to for us ferret out.

I'm sure it's pretty much the same at any of the more than one hundred and eighty health care facilities maintained by a grateful government for a grateful nation. America's "cost of freedom" displays itself in many disparate ways on these eternally peaceful grounds.

There are 55 million veterans currently in the care machine. The survivors of World War 2 are dying at the rate of over one thousand a week, but returnees from current conflicts will easily swamp resources. 2006 fiscal thinking will not expand the system fast enough to keep up with the newer demands. Our veterans are diagnosed at three times the rate than the national average for diabetes. Treatment and education programs stand at the ready.

Yet, these hardy and vocal souls have endured far worse than dismal funding forecasts before, during, and after their various military services. Wrongs done to them, if not real, then at least perceived remain their own "Orders of the Day". For the vast majority of them, the big lie they accepted was being promised "free medical" for life! Then listening over and over again to Uncle Sam renege on that promise. It can, will and often does drive semi-reasonable men certifiably bonkers!

I frequent one of three official, Government certified, and quite heavily patrolled smoking shacks.


(Cough-cough-wheeze)

It's been statistically proven smokers, as a group, are dying faster than new suckers, -ahh- smokers are taking up the deadly habit! Once again, civilian slackers have left a gap that some of these veterans still feel compelled to fill. We all know by now that smoking is very BAD. Yet, some people still do it. Some of the more stubborn aren't scared of anything as silly as " little ole Death " - these formerly armed guys have much bigger battles to fight!

These faithful, trained, and misunderstood souls constitute an angry minority. They are the hardy and worldwide veterans of The U.S. Armed Forces, and smoking is the very least of their damn problems!

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There are more different kinds of people here marching to the beats of different drummers than at a Ringo Starr revue! Most of the fellas will talk to you, some won't!

At the north side shack, inside a sixteen foot diameter circle, it's
bench seating only, highlighting a 3 foot wide sand ashtray.
Regulars call it the "guvmint gazebo" and all are welcome,
except for the dreaded Smoking Police!

It amazes me to see mostly Caucasian, young men with guns yell at World War 2, Korean, and Vietnam servicemen about cigarettes, and what areas are strictly verboten! The young guys are brave, and are just following orders; I'll give 'em that. Most of the vets have at least 30 years worth of " hurry up and wait" training from the military, which provides ample ammunition in the form of sarcastic barbs. None of the Smoking Police seem to even be 30 years old yet. It's not a fair fight. Chagrined the cigarette storm troopers slink away with their tails stuck between their legs. But, they will be back!

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In the mess hall, ahem, -ah-...the corporate sponsored food court, the older vets usually clump together, sorted by their respective own wars. The ones that sit alone and mumble to themselves always seem to be the first to catch and hold my attention. Often I try to start up a conversation with some of them. But, as they used to say in the South: " Don't stick your hand in that snake-hole, unless you're ready to get bit!"

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It turns out; the one warm up technique that always works is the simplest. I tell any veteran I meet: " Thanks, for what you did for our country! Thanks! My life wouldn't have been as free and fun, if it weren't for you!" When I say that, it's because I mean it from my heart. My mom's Dad, U.S. Army Major Van Frederick Houston, died in WW2 after Bataan and my Dad worked for The Air Force in Vietnam. I'm not really a military brat, but I have played with them my whole life. They're my peeps, so I have an obvious love for America's retired military! Go Navy!

I met a WW2 vet who fascinated me. Radioman 2nd class Coe Applegate (his pals called him Bud) was aboard The USS Hornet (one of only four aircraft carriers America had at the time) both times Abandon Ship was ordered he went in to the water amid wreckage and was rescued! Badly burned, he was treated in San Diego and discharged to live the rest of his days in sunny California. His wife and daughter will attest to the fact that he was the most honorable and yet stoic man they ever knew, especially about his wartime years. Bud was nice to me, but other than showing pride in The Navy and his beloved ship: The Hornet, he said he didn't want to talk about it. " That was then, this is now!" Bud sighed. For Bud, his now consisted of cooking like Wolfgang Puck, along with growing and judging his laudable roses, adoring his two cats, and loving his Rita and Denise! He was proud of his service, but refused to make a big deal about it. He made his last muster to join his shipmates two years ago. We all still miss him. We all are still proud of him!

As the Greatest Generation reports for final duty in our many revered cemeteries, let's honor them by remembering to say thanks for answering the call to duty. Thanks for being our point of the spear. Thanks for the sacrifices. Thanks for refreshing the tree of liberty! Thank you for keeping the faith.

For everything they did:

The next time you meet an American veteran, whether disgruntled or not, at a Veteran’s Hospital, or away...if it's not too much to ask, say " Thanks for what you did! "

It's the one sure way to still make them all smile! Thanks Bud!

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Walter Reed-er says on 2007-03-07 19:50:44 about vets
This writer understands us. Take an attaboy!










sarge says on 2007-01-01 15:14:03 about Chillin
Why don't things like this article get more exposure? The US Gov't needs to see and hear when it does the right things, as well as when it does the wrong things. The author should stand tall for his effort here. He has my respect and thanks for this deed!










smoker says on 2006-06-06 20:03:03 about VA
cough-cough-wheeze-cringe-cringe,,,fuck it










LT says on 2006-05-23 17:15:43 about vets
Absa(expletive deleted)lootly!
Attaboy!










Sam says on 2006-05-19 20:53:37 about To Old Soldier
Someone in our government WILL see this article. I'm submitting it to several veteran organizations as well as to congressmen, senators and the Secretary of Veteran's Affairs and his Undersecretary for Veteran's Health.










old soldier says on 2006-05-19 13:22:34 about chillin'
No matter how many fine articles like this are
written, our country (The US of A) will never understand our veteran's plight. But it is important to keep trying. Some one in our goverment should see this.










My husband/Rita says on 2006-05-18 18:31:49 about Chillin
True, my husband was a "silent" hero. He loved his ship The Hornet and was forever grateful to the people who rescued him.

God bless our servicemen wherever they are. I pray that you all return home safely,










Denise says on 2006-05-18 13:13:49 about My Dad
You've made me cry. I wish every vet could read this and see the links for help and benefits they may not be aware exist. I miss Dad but see his light shine in the eye of every vet I am privilaged to assist at the VA hospital where I now work. Thank you for a beautiful tribute, not only to Dad, but to every vet, everywhere. God Bless every one of them!










a vet says on 2006-05-18 12:18:03 about chillin'
What a great article! Without the American veterans, this country wouldn't be free. Thanks to the author for his obviously sincere feelings! Thanks to all of America's veterans!









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