Get off My President’s Back!
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(An open appeal to
Oh sure, like your country's never been run by some idiot before!
Hey world, calm down some! Gosh, golly, gee, if we're all so terrible just put
I say: "Damn the faint praise and full speed ahead!" Has Bush invaded your country yet? Ha-ha! Most of you have to say no. Relax, he hasn't got enough time to stage more than one or two more invasions, so again, most of you are safe for now!
Look, almost everybody in
Yes, we know Bush is intellectually and verbally limited. But you and the rest of the world should try to remember that he's also term-limited! He's going to be gone soon, so kindly please stop beating our lame duck, uh, uh…stop beating the dead horse! Please!
I hope the rest of the world will excuse us, here in the old US of A, for not giving that #43 the heave-ho a lot sooner, but hey, whaddya gonna do? Dig Oswald up and instruct Lee Harvey to shoot Junior? No, we're not into that…anymore!
Oh, I know…if this weren't
Remember: Thank God, that George W. Bush is not, repeat not, our President for life! It's just starting to seem that way! Can't we all just hold our breath for awhile until he's faded away? Just how bad could he get? OK, never mind the last part. My bad!
My point is: soon
You can bet our next president will have a truckload of cleaning up to do, after Georgie has skeedaddled back to his Crawford ranch. If any of you sympathetic well-wishers out there have a recipe for some of that Legacy Helper stuff, send it to him in
So, for now…back off some. Things are going to change in
So, as the hip-hoppers say: just chill a mo! And please, get off my President's back, because we Americans have got his pink slip ready!
I'm Lue Deck, The Comic in Red Shoes, and I approved this message.
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