Ephemera From Poor Lue!
This article belongs to In Search of Laughs! column.
Atheism is on a definite decline worldwide . . . thank God!
In this month in 1902, the vacuum cleaner was invented! Some pessimists say: "Ever since then . . . Life sucks!"
(Seeing the massive religious celebration Holy-Palooza is quite reassuring . . . until the secular world raises its ugly head. The aristocracy is mutating into hypocrisy, while we pay it too little attention. Here's some temporal reporting from someone who may actually pay too much attention.)
I'm not saying The UN can't help anybody, but . . . their newest peace initiative is too vague: The UN wants to put some Bed,
The new Hooters restaurant in
Now that the Blair Witch Project is just about over in
Don King meets The Pope!
The CIA is accused of illegally holding some detainees on Jet Blue airplanes!
The United States Supreme Court rules that is legal for our President to order someone killed! (As long as it's NOT a member of our Supreme Court!)
Republicans are quick to point out: All those lawyers that Attorney General Gonzales fired served at the pleasure of the President! But, that's the same thing Bill Clinton was always saying about his intern!
The newest crop of Republican presidential candidates has more divorces between them than Elizabeth Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor combined! And that's not even counting Mitt Romney's magic underwear!
Dow Jones Stock average has a bad day and drops 100 points! It immediately shaves its head and checks into rehab!
Bank of America offers credit cards to illegal immigrants now in The United States! B of A figures: "If they're smart and ambitious enough to get in here, then B of A is smart and ambitious enough to charge them astronomically high ATM fees!
New law in
When Barbra Walters interviewed
if Barbra would get him a date with Rosie O'Donnell!
Phil Spector's trial lawyers complained, but the prosecutors dismissed 43 potential jurors from serving. It seems all 43 had either served on Robert Blake's jury, or OJ's!
CA man sues to stop paying alimony to his ex-wife, because now, she has become, surgically, a man! And we all wondered what had happened to Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold!
The United States Geological Survey will map
The state of
New medical study says: Women live longer because they menstruate! I think those crazy Doctors misinterpreted their data. The way I see it is this: Men want to die younger . . . because women menstruate!
So, screw your head on straight, and try to make fun . . . Not War! Peace out!
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