'Declare a REAL War...Or Get OFF the Pot!'
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(Inside Nancy Pelosi's head!)
Most of us have dreams. Some of us even remember those dreams. Do you remember your dreams? I do. I dreamed I was inside
I dreamed I was inside Ms. Pelosi's head for one of her first hundred hours as the first female Speaker of the House of Representatives! And she was just spoiling to spar a couple of rounds with our erstwhile Cowboy-like Commander-in-Chief.
(Hmmm…where's my silk DKNY power pants suit??...Hmmm…Damn, I sure look good in these pearls!)
She got a meeting with the President by threatening to "PLUTO-ize" Bush Junior, and have his name removed from the list of real Presidents! Mr. Rove scheduled her that very morning!
(Wonder if Condy'll be there? I can't believe Laura wore that silly red dress. I would've died!)
Face it, a trip from The Speaker's office to The White House is not only downhill literally, it's downhill emotionally too! She's got her game face on!
(I should tell Bush that the only reason we probably won't impeach him, is none of us can swallow the idea of Cheney being President! But, if Dick were declared President, the job would probably kill him just a little faster.)
Voters want her to tell the President that she doesn't think he has big enough huevos to veto the new minimum wage increase!
(I wonder if the President will take part in Tibetan National Uprising Day?Hell, I wonder if Georgie even knows where
The Democratic Party realizes the President can fire as many lawyers as he wants to, but the public deserve to know why!
(Gee, Dubya knows I'm going to
(What'll I do if The President tells me to take my non-binding resolution...and stick it...where the sun don't shine??)
(If the President wants to call it a war, then constitutionally, he needs the Congress to declare a war. Without Congress declaring war, Bush is doing his own little "police action". Let Junior put that in his pipe and smoke it!)
At this point, the comic in me surfaced in this wacky dream. I actually yelled out loud to
Right then, Speaker Pelosi sneezed, and I remember waking up in a cold sweat.
Page that Dr. Freud for me, wouldja?
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