Iraqis should vote U.S. Military In or Out!
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(Is this too simple . . . or what?)
Some, including the boobs running The U.S.A., say democracy is on the march in
The media avalanche worldwide on
Yes, there are hurdles to this whole concept. How dare we, the common people of the
We could ask The U.N. to sanction this idea, but wait . . . everybody knows if you want an idea to boggle down and fail, they specialize in that at The United Nations. The U.N. bureaucrats couldn't organize their way out of a wet paper bag; much less do the proper and democratic deeds that need be done.
Who else could sponsor this idea? How do we sell this idea to those in power in
First things first, for the Iraqis to have "the Audacity of Hope" in gaining self-determination, we need something or someone to "Big Brother" this democratic concept. My first thought was to get that Bono guy from U2! But, he's probably busy doing something real for the world. Next, I thought of Angelina Jolie and Madonna, but they're probably busy doing unreal stuff like husband stealing, or crucifying themselves, or adopting more babies. Whoever we get to do this will have to be just as loud and bothersome as these two!
Then, a sartori visited my consciousness. Let's harness the 24-hour news cycle vultures to do some good for once. Yeah, that's it! If we can get those voracious news dopes to buy in here, it could be the next big "shout heard around the world!" Just imagine this "media induced brainwashing" put to a good cause. It's kinda dangerous, I know. But, hey, what could go wrong with this?
I say we should buy everything we can get our hands on from over-productive and needy American companies and ship it to
Staying on as peacekeepers won't work, because there is no peace to keep. Are we staying on to stabilize
Then, what can the American taxpayer expect? If you pay taxes in
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