As 2006 ebbs into it's fourth quarter, its time for a
Hail Mary!
Or maybe a Bloody Mary. Hang on tightly, 2007 is coming
fast!
Here's some of my recent thoughts about this crazy world:
President Bush reveals his new slogan: E Pluribus Me! Roughly translated as" Out of many, ME! "
Israel
gives Hezbollah the combat version of a head-butt!
Trying to make amends, Mel Gibson has offered to personally go kick some Hezbollah ass!
Maybe we got it all wrong, maybe it wasn’t God’s chosen People…it was God’s frozen People!
Lebanon’s
President and head of Hezbollah have refused to go on that hunting trip with Dick Cheney!
The NRA gets a new logo!
It’s a silouette of Dick Cheney…holding his favorite shotgun...posing with that lawyer!
Turns out, North Korean dictator Kim Jong IL actually got married to the angry, anorexic Ann Coulter!
Swartzenegger for The U.S. Senate! I’ve seen a lot of speeches from the Senate floor I couldn’t understand, so Arnold will fit right in!
Voicing one's personal political views mays have disasterous
results on one's show-biz career!
Just ask The Dixie Chicks, or The Joe Liberman Dancers!
A new CIA experiment may make things invisible! So far, the most recent successful test projects have been Arsenio
Hall, Lance Bass, and Star Jones!
Cancer charges against the makers of Teflon just won’t
stick!
I lost my ID card.
The police called me, told me they had it, and asked me why, yesterday, I crossed at the Tijuana border 312 times!
I got a speeding ticket on the Information Highway! Yeah, and it was a GUI…that’s Googling Under the Influence!
My next door neighbor says that his bipolar therapy alliance is turning out to be a very moody bunch!
The founder of Hooters dies at 69.....and he was 69 years
old, too!
Pamela Anderson marries Kid Rock! What a waste of two
great careers! And I really
don’t care what happens to Kid Rock!
Turns out, women’s brains shut down during orgasm!
Lucky, or they wouldn’t have any use for us men at all!
What with all the physical changes going on in his body:
steroidal
rages, weight gain, facial puffiness, etc. its about time to
reveal that
Barry Bonds has cork in his bat! And I’m not talking about what
he hits baseballs with!
1st Corrinthians: "...God chose the foolish to shame
the wise..."
In America,
you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some
foolish people, or becoming one! Keep your ears loose....
I'm Lue Deck, The Comic in Red Shoes,
and I approved this message.
Politics
Saving the Tigers from extinction
It was a hurriedly organized citizen’s meeting at Guwahati Press Club, where serious concerns were expressed at the increasing trend of poaching and killing of wildlife in various parts of Assam.
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20.Dec 2011
Kim Jong Il, the leader of the free world, has decided to move on to more ferti...read
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26.Aug 2011
Since just after the assassination of John F. Kennedy, conspiracy theories abou...read
ISRAEL KEEPING GHADDAFI AFLOAT
10.Mar 2011
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Glen Beck Is NOT the Anti-Christ!
10.Mar 2011
Hurtful and fiery rhetoric is now media’s default setting! This slippery and m...read
Opinion
The EIP factor - what you should learn from it
When we grow older, or get older for the sake of the argument, we tend to start seeing the world only from one side. We tend to believe, no, not believe but know, how things are done. If you are smart, you understand that it shouldn't be that way, you understand this is wrong.
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The fight against cyber-censorship
26.Apr 2012
The fight against cybercensorship is more essential than ever. By creating blog...read
ET TU, ELAD? or ISRAELIS THINK NETANYAHU IS ON THEIR SIDE
27.Feb 2012
Elad Pressman, to my mind, is Israel's leading deep investigative journalist. T...read
World governments charged with criminal negligence (in response to Megaupload case)
22.Jan 2012
EARTH (thecheers.org) - Federal authorities of the universe have charged the go...read
The Great OSCARS 2011 – or so it would seem
5.Mar 2011
So, how exciting......a morning off, the Academy Awards. I wish I could say the...read
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Travel
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26.Apr 2012
Well, not exactly, but Bridgestone has brought some additional attention to a t...read
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13.Sep 2010
TRAVELWISE has been watching the situation in Iran for some months in relation ...read
TRAVELWISE TRAVEL ADVISORY 5th June 2010. DO NOT TRAVEL TO ISRAEL.
5.Jun 2010
Given the recent incident whereby the Israeli intelligence agency, Mossad, used...read
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16.Apr 2010
Travelwise issues the following advice in relation to cancelled flights to, fro...read
TRAVELWISE 6 APRIL 2010. AUSTRALIAN AIR TRAVEL. THE BEST WAYS TO TRAVEL BY AIR IN AUSTRALIA.
5.Apr 2010
Regular readers might have seen and read the various advisory and no-fly notice...read
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