An Abel and Cain Re-Run.
This article belongs to In Search of Laughs! column.
(although, I'm sure they won't even notice.)
I stand with Israel! But, I also stood
with the hippies, The ERA, and The Chicago Cubs. I don't always stand with the
winners, I stand where my heart tells me. And, in the interest of full
disclosure, I admit my bias with these truths: I am a forth generation
American, with some Polish-Czech-German ancestry. I was raised in The South as
a Christian, but show Buddhist intent. Judging from how my name is spelled, I
suspect a Jewish great-great-great grandmother wanted me circumsized, although health
that enough disclosure for ya?
asking The United Nations to conduct combat and/or peace-keeping operations is
like asking Jessica Simpson to fly The Space Shuttle. It looks good, it sounds
good, it smells good, but forget it, forget it right now.
I hope Israel's military invasion is not compared to
So, get your scorecard out: that's yes on
yes I know, they've been fighting over that land (
for three thousand years, so I guess it's their national sport. Has anyone asked them to try hockey? Since
WWII, (the Allies vs the Axis) The Middle East has seen hundreds of thousands of
people die violently, because "an eye for an eye" leaves them blind,
and the resulting cease-fires leave them time to reload. Just because no
solutions have worked yet, shouldn't mean we stop trying to solve this on-going
fiasco for mankind.
please realize as quickly as your short-sighted brains can: NOBODY'S
PUSHIN' NOBODY INTO NO FREAKIN' SEA! I hate to be so insistent about
this, but any other option is a definite deal breaker, Kapish?
citizens of other countries can't understand this particular conflict. Well,
just how reasonable would you be if a hundred rockets were shot at you, your
kids, your Mom, and your wife every damn day? Wise up!
is trying to stop Hezbollah from re-arming right now.
moved south, to hit Tel Aviv and
their kidnapped soldiers from being moved in, or out of
for now, well...
if Hezbollah and Hamas are cowardly enough to hide behind a family, or other
innocents, Hezbollah and Hamas share the blame. Hamas and Hezbollah have been
teasing a big dog, and got bit. I've no sympathy for these boy-like murderers.
Eighth, I smell the unseen hand of
What's next? I wouldn't be surprised to see (after Kim's honeymoon) The North
Koreans show up in
does The Koran give the land to the Palestinians? Well, guess what? The Bible, in both parts,
most certainly gives it to the Jewish. So did The United Nations. After Israel
was so repeatedly attacked, the right of armed conquest gives Israel the deed
to that land as well.
I feel for The Palestine people, but they have to get in line. Know the Nazi Holocaust
first dibs, OK? But, rest assured, if
Nazis come for The Palestinians, or The Muslims, or The B'hai, we'll come stop them. Haven't we always? My point here is: let us (
stand up for the oppressed people of
then maybe next, we (
& it's pals) can stand up for them. (the oppressed people of
can only rescue one at a time. Oh, and try to remember
to petition The U.N. for an independent state for
that's my case. I stand with Israel! Won't you?
name is Lue Deck, the friendly infidel Comic in Red Shoes, and I approved this
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As a peace loving American, I want to warn all the North Koreans: Hey, our nutty leader is even more Froggy than your nutty leader! So, everybody over there, watch out! (Froggy is U.S. slang for u...
The Grand Old Party and rabid Rush Limbaugh fans still have a surprise up their sleeves. Unlike their ill-fated attempts to get Ronnie Reagan on Mount Rushmore, this secret mission amounts to a unexpected foray into a previously unexplored area: ART!
Everyday, somebody, somewhere starts bitching about the reasons so many Americans, possibly the most privileged citizens in this world, don’t vote! Herein lies one red shoed explanation.
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(If you want peace, read on. If you don’t want peace, then go away…Or go invade something…or go bomb somebody…just don’t read this.)