In response to http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/20/us-megaupload...

No copyright infringement meant. It just happened.

EARTH (thecheers.org) - Federal authorities of the universe have charged the governments of all the countries in the world as well as the operators actually in power in these countries with operating a criminal enterprise, the Galaxy warriors announced Today.

Although the countries their owners operate advertise that they provide personal living options, protection, roads, safety and all that other crap to their users, the indictment claims they have actually let criminals go to other countries - with them knowing about it themselves beforehand.

"Members of this Super Conspiracy are aware that some people in their country who have not been put to death nor helt in facilities like jails and alike are actually still criminals; many people in the governments, still free as birds, are also criminals themselves, dealing with illegal trades, downloading copyrighted movies, sometimes killing people without anyone knowing about it; and those governments who are supposed to contain all these criminals are actually taking financial gains through them, often have benefitted directly from the criminal activities of their people"

Barack Obama, best known as a star in the hit single "Change we can believe in", is not named in the indictment, even though he reportedly runs a country with the worst consentration of criminals of all sorts.

US and all the other countries in the world accept the tax money from their people, often forcing them to pay even if they can't pay anything, and generate pretty much all together gazillions of dollars annually, according to the Galaxy warriors indictment.

The copyright violations are on the order of $500 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 in damages, according to the indictment.

The owners and real operators of the countries are charged with multiple counts of criminal negligence and conspiracy. In an announcement, Galaxy warriors said it ranks "among the largest criminal cases."

The governments and actual operators of the countries each face a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison on the charge of conspiracy to commit crime, five years in prison on the charge of conspiracy to commit something else and 20 years in prison on the charge of conspiracy to commit money laundering.

For now, everyone accused remain at large.