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Like all great cult leaders Fred Phelps has been able to cloak his minion of inbred followers under the guise of religion. People are too afraid to put an end to their shit because of this religious camouflage. Nobody has the cajones to call him what he really is; the Adolf Hitler of the 2000's. There are an estimated 100-200 of these hate filled motherfuckers who will stop at nothing to gain approval from their anti-Christ leader. Lucky for him and his group they set up shop in There have been many opportunities to stop this villain before he even got started, but because of his religion shield nobody has had the balls to bring the hammer down on him. During his life he has accumulated a rap sheet that is comparable to Trick Daddy’s. Phelps has been arrested for assault, battery, threats, trespassing, contempt of court, disorderly conduct, attempted extortion, and he is widely presumed to have played a part in the death of his son’s 17 year old girlfriend, Debbie Valgos. He has also been arrested in While on the subject of his less than reputable character we should mention the book he wrote with his son-in-law called “The Conspiracy”. I don’t want to bore you with book reports but in a nutshell it claims that Truman Capote contracted AIDS in an orgy with African tribesmen. Then Capote passed the AIDS virus to John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe during a football game. And if that isn’t bizarre enough for you he also claims that the CIA assassinated all three of them to keep the disease from spreading. Where I grew up it was common practice to “put down” an animal that had went wild to protect the welfare of the rest of the citizens. If there ever was a human being that deserved this kind of remedy it would be one Fred Phelps. Hopefully sometime soon somebody will make this genetic fuck-up take the dirt nap. There are certainly enough qualified people to complete the task. Any distraught family member or half crazy biker gang member has the opportunity to end all of this mayhem if they ever chose to. But then again The only thing that makes me sicker than Phelps is the pathetic response from the deceased soldier’s family members. People have become too goddamn civilized. I’d just like to see the WBC come to my hometown and disgrace a funeral like they have in other parts of the country. There would be a lot more on the screen than just a bunch of teary eyed mourners stammering for some sort of verbal retaliation. Phelps and his followers would be drinking meals out of straws for the remaining years of their wretched lives. That is if they made it out alive, which more than likely they wouldn’t. We’d feed their carcasses to a bunch of starving pigs. Actually they might not mind it too much if you did pop a cap in their ass. They are so excited about meeting God that they would probably welcome the prospect of leaving this “sinful” world. Why would they want to live in a world where “Miami Culo Grande #2” is the top selling porn in the land anyway? Some people may be thinking I am being a bit harsh in my condemnation of this group but really I’m not. If they want to see those of us that aren’t pure die a most horrible death, then I have no qualms at all about wishing that they be skinned alive by a bunch of cannibalistic savages. According to the Bible you should treat those as thou hath been treated, or some similar gibberish. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. AUTHOR: D.A. Stacy  TAGS: Opinion people world Life america war Love Family Iraq hitler natzi BOOKMARK: Digg it | Add to Del.ICIO | Add to FARK ACTIONS: Comment Save Print Register free acount  |
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