Well, it’s good to be good, but if you keep saying yes to everyone, you’ll soon be unhappy and stressed out and won’t have any time for yourself. That’s exactly what my friend felt.

But I really can’t understand why? We all have a mouth and just to reveal an important secret to you – it’s not just for eating and talking dirty in bed.

Yes, you guessed right, you should mainly use it for saying “nay”. Just practise it first and you’ll get a hang of it. Can you help me move later today? NAY! May I ask what are you doing the next Saturday evening, I’d need some help with my computer....hmm, let me think...NAY!

It might sound a bit harsh, but really, it isn’t. Even your friends are human beings, working people, they can totally understand you. If they can’t, well, whose problem is that?

Nay! I’m not saying you should totally ignore your friends and that you should always be this kind of selfish bastard every time you’re asked for help. Nay! The godly purpose for this is just to keep YOU happy. And that’s what we all want, even your friends.

So if you haven’t tried it before, say nay! And now everyone together – NAY! That’s more like it.