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Hello folks. Welcome to the Journal. I wanted to talk about this topic because I thought it was funny when I talked about it on the show, but I didn’t have enough time to cover it. So I decided that today would be a good time to go there.

Yes prom, it is that time in life where just about anything can happen. The first time for many people regarding many different things. Sex, drugs, booze, you name it, it can happen here at prom. I believe that prom is a challenging event and here to give you some special survival tips is your good friend Michael Jae.

Find the right person to go with

Yes this is very important because in order to have a fun time. So in order to achieve this, you need to find someone fun, someone interesting, and someone who doesn’t want to talk to their damn girlfriends all night long. The thing is this is a special night, and when you get some little bitchy bitch who wants to gab all night with her girlfriends about what this person is wearing, and how that nail polish looks, it kinds of spoils the mood for the prom, and events to hopefully follow.

Get your own transportation to the Prom

I have heard from many high school students that many schools are telling students to take a bus from the high school to the hotel/banquet hall that is hosting the event. This is bullshit. First off, I do believe high school students are responsible enough to find their way to the prom. What’s more? This is an event where schools are bringing the transition from child to adult. It is a black tie affair. It is a social gathering. If a student is going to a charity event, should they get on the bus from the headquarters of the charity? Of course not. This is my opinion is all about the molding and shaping of young minds to become part of the machine known as conformity. Don’t ask questions; be a follower not a leader unless you want trouble. I remember a story a couple years back about a couple who was going to be in the school play in Algonquin, and wanted to go to prom afterwards. The school tried to stop them from going since they couldn’t get on the bus, but eventually protests from parents and media attention got them to change their minds.

Dance to slow songs only

Anyone who wants to do anything else but fuck on prom night, go to Dance Fever, OK? Prom is sex night. You can smell it in the air. People are getting laid. Whether it is the school slut, or that nice little virgin about to be deflowered, fluids will be exchanged. The more times you dance to slow songs, the more you set the mood. Guys this is important. Especially if you want to get your dick wet. I am not the romantic expert, but if you treat a woman like she is the only person on a night like this, the possibilities are endless regarding what can happen, that is unless you find the school whore. Then forget everything I just said.

Be sure to spike the punch bowl

Yes this may be old, but oh what can happen when you spike that punch bowl. Everyone will get drunk, and all that bullshit I said about setting the mood. This is the way to set the mood in an entirely different way. This will possibly lead the way to many orgies in the night. I am kidding. However there is an upside to this. If you offer the chaperones some juice which unbenounced to them has been “sweetened”, there is a good chance the teachers will get wasted as well. You can party with the teachers and if you want to kick it Mary Kay Latourneau style, you can bang one of them. Imagine your teacher talking to you about the birds and the bees while she is straddling you. And if they do get wasted, you can always blame it on them since most of them are of legal age to buy alcohol. You can blackmail them for A’s. You can borrow money from them. This is the key to your destiny people.