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    I need some ideas of what I can do to destroy my ex's car...It was once my car but I lost my license my car got towed and the only way I could get it out was for me to switch the title into his name and get insurace on it..long story short he ended up pawning my car there was nothing I could due to get it out myself...I recently saw him cruising around in my car...If I can't have it than I would rather it be destroyed before he has it...I need someway that is not obvious that somebody did something it needs to seem like it was something that went wrong with the car...Thanks

    Hi Tasha,

    Effectively taking down a car is harder that most people think. As well, it's very dangerous. The last thing successful revenge results in is a mutilated or dead person. That being said, this is what you can do:

    1. pour some milk onto the floor behind the drivers seat. If needed, just pour it into the window/door joint. Nothing smells worse that dried, sour milk.

    2. if you have easy access to the car and can spend a few minutes around it with no one seeing it, you can let the air out of one of the tires. Let the air out of the same tyre every couple of days. He'll eventually figure there's something wrong with the tyre and have to buy a new one.

    3. get one of the bumper stickers from The Revenge Store. Always good for revenge.

    Best wishes,

    RG


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    anon.


    anon. says on 2008-10-24 17:09:02 about
    I plan to do something with somebody's car :D. Can you tell me how to do something quick, just in passage, so I dont get busted, since it is a public place and a car owner is 15 feet from the car working in his shop? I think some sprayo to fu*k up his paint a bit, but can you suggest some spray?






    asdfghjkl;


    asdfghjkl; says on 2008-10-07 15:32:57 about
    fill your bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. put a big container in the water. pur gasoline in containers. add soap chips till the gas is nice and gooey. slather generously on tires and seats. light on fire. run like hell because the tires could over pressurize and explode






    TERRORIST


    TERRORIST says on 2008-10-07 15:27:24 about
    Get a foot of steel pipe, fill with match tips and close one end. Drill 2 tiny holes into another end. break a light bulb. put the filament in the pipe with the 2 stiff wires sticking out of the holes. put a 9v battery on one of the wires. get a antidisturbance switch. connect to 9v bat. put in car. connect switch to other stiff wire. GET OUT OF CAR REALLY FUCKIN SLOWLY. SHUT THE DOOR REALLY FUCKIN SLOWLY. dont get caught

    this will give superficial damage to the inside of the car and will injure your boyfriend and might kill him. if you want him dead cover pipe in phosphorus






    taheeelur


    taheeelur says on 2008-10-07 15:11:09 about
    Shove a gas soaked rag into the muffler of his car.






    Tyler


    Tyler says on 2008-10-07 15:09:04 about
    Pour muriatic acid all over the stuff inside the hood of his car and on the seats. You can get this at any hardware store.






    Asian


    Asian says on 2008-10-07 15:06:04 about
    1. burn some "0000" grade steel wool in a glass container all the way
    2. mix with torn up aluminum foil (tear it up a LOT)
    3. pour this all over his cars hood and inside of it on the engine (when no one's looking)
    4. light it with a propane torch (or anything that burns at 4500 degrees F)

    ****MAKE SURE YOU'RE AT LEAST 3 FEET FROM THE STUFF YOU MADE AND WEAR A WELDING MASK****






    victim


    victim says on 2008-09-25 22:47:18 about sugar in gas tank
    I got sugar in my tank.It plugged my 2 fuel filters and had to drop the tank and rinse it out a few times.Cost me $600.






    pissed at megan!


    pissed at megan! says on 2008-09-25 02:43:57 about fuckin shit up
    Get foam insulation. You know that yellow shot that comes in a spray can with a yellow straw? Well make sure you won't get caught and spray that shit in the smart ass bitches exhaust pipe until it seems like she needs a new catalytic converter! It expands and seals (that's what it was made for) so that shit will either blow out of there like a fucking bullet, or stall the car out. You can also spray it in the keyhole or my personal favorite on old cars, the gas tank. Make sure its not detectable tho. A good prank goes unnoticed until its too lat and the damage is done!






    crazy bitch


    crazy bitch says on 2008-09-18 10:00:15 about destroying a car
    who cares if its obvious trash that car out as long as no one sees you then you cant get blamed for it. if you can somehow get access to it then i would slash the seats write all over the inside of it with permanent marker and and beat that bitch with a bat ohh and scratch up the outside of it. pour some bleach all over the seats thats always a nice surprise!! it sure was to my ex hubby!!!






    Cuckfunt Pissdick


    Cuckfunt Pissdick says on 2008-09-03 20:19:53 about destroying a car
    i reckon you should shit all over his car then stuff the engine full of organs, then slash the tires and fill them with putrid substances. then set the car alight with him inside it when he can't start the fucker up. cunt.
    all in all i reckon this has to be the best idea ever when it comes to destroying cars!






    big d from 303


    big d from 303 says on 2008-08-28 06:58:03 about
    put a marble r marbles in the gas tank, pour brake fluid over it who cares if its obvious who did if there isnt any proof have some one do it and go to a store with cameras wen its done???? im outa ideas






    Snopes


    Snopes says on 2008-08-21 04:32:44 about
    Sugar in the gas tank is a myth - to the person who said they tried it and it worked you are a liar. Google it and you'll find an article on snopes which shows the sugar does not mix with the gasoline.






    whatidid


    whatidid says on 2008-05-02 21:34:21 about destroying a car, revenge
    I did the tire thing and it worked. I also put sugar in the gas tank. boy did that work! finally, I put dog poop on her door handle just to help her know I think she is full of shit!






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