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    Dear Dr. Wacko:

    When I walk my poodle and it takes a shit, there is sometimes a hard-on which embarrasses me in public. What should I do?
    Man with Poodle

    Dear Man with Poodle:
    Take a water pistol with you and when he shits, squirt him in his dick so he wont get an erection.

    Dear Mr. Wacko:
    No, you dont understand. I'M the one who gets the hard on!

    Dear Man with Poodle:
    In that case, just whack off so you'll go limp.

    Dear Dr. Wacko:
    But I'm in public....I cant whack off.


    Dear Man with Poodle:
    So stay in your house; let your dog shit in the house and you can whack off.

    Dear Dr. Wacko:
    Now I understand why you make so much money.
    Thank you Doctor Wacko



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