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    Dr. Wacko:
    I am interviewing astronaut Albert EinFrommage, who returned from a space voyage which approached the speed of light. I understand that he actually traveled backwards in time for a moment as he approached the speed of light. Captain EinFrommage, can you describe what happened.

    Captain EinFrommage:
    Well, we were approaching the speed of light. I suddenly had the urge to defecate so I went to the toilet. As I was sitting there, we approached the speed of light and I was appalled at what I saw. There was evidence that we were traveling backwards in time.

    Dr. Wacko:
    How could you tell?

    Capt. EinFrommage:
    My turd went back up my ass.



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