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    Dear Dr. Whacko:
    I have trouble getting it up. So I've been doing a lot of cunnilingus which my girlfriend is happy about but it leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. I don't mean literally. I'd rather be screwing her. I tried a wood splint but it gave her splinters. What would you recommend?
    Signed, Frustrated

    Dr. Wacko: Have you tried Viagra?
    Frustrated: Yes. I cant seem to take pills at all. If it were in liquid form, I could take it.

    Dr. Wacko: Have you tried fish oil?

    Frustrated: Yuck! I hate the taste of fish oil.

    Dr. Wacko: I'm not talking about drinking it.
    I'm talking letting your girlfriend put the fish oil on your dick
    and whacking you off!



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