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Friends Should Not Let Friends See Friends With Money

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Sometimes in the movies, less is more. It's a look Humphrey Bogart gives Ingrid Bergman when she walks into the bar in Casablanca; it's the pause that Denzel Washington makes before shaking Tom Hanks' hand in Philadelphia. We call that brilliant understatement.

Sometimes, however, less is just less. We call that Friends With Money.

Friends is a plot-less, theme-less and thoroughly joyless movie that wastes the talents of an extraordinary cast of actors. The movie stars Frances McDormand, Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener and Jennifer Aniston. The only way this movie could have been a bigger disaster was if one of the cast members had been seriously injured during filming.

One of my most vivid memories of high school is of the time we dissected a frog in biology class. If we had hooked up a heart monitor to the frog, it would have generated a graph with more of an arc than the plot line in "Friends. At least with the frog there was the occasional post-mortem spasm. The plot of Friends doesn't offer so much as a twitch.

Make no mistake, this is naturalistic filmmaking at its zenith. Armed with deeply flawed characters (quirky is good, disturbed is better) and a dismal outlook on life, writer/director Nicole Holofcener acts as a voyeur and follows the characters for a brief period of their lives. The result is an 88-minute reality show but without the spontaneity and bug eating.

Hollywood marketing types will no doubt refer to this movie in media print ads as a "stunning achievement." Technically, that's correct. Ms. Holofcener has managed to pull off the doubly difficult task of directing a film without a plot and penning a screenplay without a theme. The movie seems to want to say that money doesn't buy happiness but the characters that populate the film would clearly be miserable no matter what went on in their lives.

Trying to extract a theme from this movie is like trying to get a straight answer from a politician. In the final analysis, it proves to be a waste of time and you suspect there's really no principled view to back it up anyhow.

The real tragedy of the film is that there is plenty of raw material with which to construct a good story. The characters, as initially sketched out, are interesting. Any one of marital relationships is rife enough with possibilities to be the subject of its own movie. Add to that an incredibly strong cast and you get....nothing. Conflicts don’t progress or get resolved; characters don't grow or transform; hopes for the story to progress are consistently dashed. It's like going to the refrigerator at the end of a long week and finding someone drank your last beer.

If there is any reason to see the film, it would be for the transcendent acting. Jason Isaacs is so good as Catherine Keener's verbally abusive husband that if you saw him in the lobby after the show you'd probably take a swing at him. Frances McDormand is powerfully convincing as a woman with anger issues teetering on the brink of a breakdown. As usual, Jennifer Aniston plays Jennifer Aniston better than anyone.

Friends With Money fails to deliver on any count other than the acting, leaving audience members frustrated, disappointed and ten dollars poorer before popcorn.

With Friends like this, who needs enemies?






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Mark Jabo
He was a founding member of The Comics Roundtable, a writing and performance group headed by Emmy-award winning comic Paul Wagner. Mark is a contributing writer at DailyComedy.com (http://www.dailycomedy.com/mark_jabo/home/) and contributed two essays to America’s Funniest Humor - Book 2. His short stories have been featured on the Apollo’s Lyre and Long Story Short websites–both sites have been honored by Writer’s Digest as among the “101 Best Writing Sites.” Mark has also written for PointsInCase.com and is co-author of The Sky is Falling: A Global Warming Survival Guide, a tongue-in-cheek look at the hype and hysteria surrounding global warming. Mark's climate change blog is at: www.warmingsurvivalguide.com.

Mark Jabo is a writer, comic and financial consultant who spends time in Florida, New York and Maryland. Originally from Philadelphia, Mark has lived and worked all over the world including Tokyo, London and Australia.



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