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2006-09-28 03:04:51

Caller: "I'm
in a bit of an emergency here. I let my
gerbil crawl up my ass and it got stuck there.
Should I call a veterinarian or a proctologist?"

Dr. Wacko: "Well isnt that
special! I would say if your concerned
about your gerbil, call a vet. If you're
concerned about your asshole, call a Proctologist. And after that, go see your therapist.

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