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Ask Dr. Whacko

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2006-08-14 03:49:25
Dear Dr. Wacko:

When I walk my poodle and it takes a shit, there is
sometimes a hard-on which embarrasses me in public. What
should I do?

Man with Poodle

Dear Man with Poodle:

Take a water pistol with you and when he shits, squirt him in his dick so he wont get an erection.

Dear Mr. Wacko:

No, you dont understand. I'M the one who gets the hard on!

Dear Man with Poodle:

In that case, just whack off so you'll go limp.

Dear Dr. Wacko:

But I'm in public....I cant whack off.

Dear Man with Poodle:

So stay in your house; let your dog shit in the house and you can whack off.

Dear Dr. Wacko:

Now I understand why you make so much money.

Thank you Doctor Wacko

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