Ask Dr. Whacko

Dear Dr. Wacko:


I have a question about dog etiquette.


I go out with my dog and I carry a clear plastic bag with chocolates
in them. That way, people see the bag and they thing I have already
picked up my dog's shit, so I can let him shit and I dont have to deal
with it.


Is this kosher? Is this OK?


Mr. Chocolate





Dr. Wacko: No. Shit is not kosher.


May I ask, where did you get this idea?





Mr. Chocolate: I dont know. I think I just pulled it out of my ass.