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2006-06-12 05:10:04
Caller: Dr. Whacko, I was dating this Chinese girl and
we were in bed and she asked me to eat her. So I asked her if she had
any chopsticks. She looked at me like I was an idiot.

Dr. Whacko: You are an idiot. You didnt need chopsticks. You just needed a little sweet and sour sauce.




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