Dear Dr. Whacko: I don't know whether you are familiar with
the Kama Sutra, but my partner and I tried position #89. I injured my
spine and now have major chiropractic expenses. Do you think I should
sue Mr. Sutra?
---Laid up after getting laid.
Dear Laid Up: There is no Mr. Sutra to sue. We all engage in sex at our own risk.
You didn't mention whether your partner was also injured.
Dear Dr. Whacko:
No, my partner was fine. She was a very healthy and sturdy sheep who
seemed to enjoy the experience and followed me around for several days.
Dear Laid Up: You did #89 with a sheep? That is sick!!.
With sheep you have to stick to positions #67 and #48.
P.S. Please send me a photo of your sheep.
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