The Revenge Guy: How To Destroy My Ex-Boyfriends car

USA says on 2012-02-12 05:37:59 about YgpvuNKnoP

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bigdick says on 2011-12-28 12:55:27 about how to fuck her car up

Put me in that bitch back set,whenshe get in shit I will fuck that bitch wit this big dick an nut all over the place. Sugar water will fuck a bitch car up I did it to my ex

fulloffocusman says on 2011-12-13 22:05:29 about car

Hey I heard something about pressing a shock absorber on the windshield and it causes the glass to shatter quietly into a million pieces... Who's got an extra $250. To spend on a windshield in the middle of the week???

Hate Non Whites says on 2011-10-08 18:28:50 about destroy cars

Wetback assholes across street always blasting their disgusting carnival mexican music all hours of night, worthless nigger assholes next to them always yelling and screaming for some ridiculous reason...so one night took it upon myself to remove all the lug nuts from every mexican & nigger odor ridden vehicle at both lots. The next morning, I took extreme joy in watching and listening to all the cars smash the ground as a wheels rolled right off as they were pulling out of those steep hilled driveways. Not one of those idiots even looked at their car before getting in. If this trick does not work....then all of those vehicles will get a nice muriatic acid bath on the engine...All niggers & mexicans must hang...

exporta25 says on 2011-05-20 14:25:16 about car destruction

take an cotton sheet and place it on the floor of the car place the heater control to high heat and turn the control to blow on the floor make sure the blowing air is hitting the sheet and then light an cigarette and heat it up then place the hot cigarette on the sheet were the heater is blowing on it close the door and walk away and let the car burn, it will and you can watch it slowly lite up and you wil feel better after. the best thing is it will look like it just happened and no one can come after you.

dd says on 2011-05-12 22:25:53 about car

cut vinyl on bottom corner of windows if electric,when it rains it shorts out the power windows and locks

dd says on 2011-05-12 22:25:15 about car

cut vinyl on bottom corner of windows if electric,when it rains it shorts out the power windows

Anonimous says on 2011-03-03 17:31:38 about destroying car

Broke the windows put gasoline in the car and burn it!

taker420316 says on 2011-02-14 16:38:56 about Revenge

Brake fluid is great for a paint job, not only does it strip and eat the paint but you cant paint it again till you acid wash what was exposed to brake fluid....VERY exspensive!

Pure Evil says on 2011-01-11 16:30:45 about Nigger Hater

Well I couldn't care less about cheating...not worth my time, my problem is over a nigger. Picked a fight with my friend, and then bunch of guys just started in on him and nigger ran like a bitch....so....the main guy involved is getting it so bad...I hold grudges like there is no tomorrow. I just got sweet revenge from an incident from 4 years ago....I almost felt bad.....haha almost...

whitepower says on 2011-01-11 16:01:06 about Satan

Hahaha hail hitler more like. All niggers must die, but sometimes its not that easy to do that....revenge is so sweet......PURE EVIL :)

crazybitch says on 2010-12-31 17:36:18 about destroying a car

i just did tht to my ex but the pussy parked on a fuckin carriage way so i cdnt do much. i managed to smash his back lights with a hammer and thts abt it. wana go back for more tho!

Satan says on 2010-12-21 15:59:49 about

Psychobitch if you did that to my car it wouldn't be you threatening to burn my house, I would burn yours- while you were in it! Then we'd see who's fucking laughing fuck off with your fucking essay sized post you sad little cunt. Fuck calling the police I'd just have fucking wasted you. Everyone on this page is a fucking pussy got a fucking problem with someone solve it face to face, hit, stab, shoot em or hex em if you like. Hail Satan and have a fucking awful day :D

psychobitch says on 2010-12-17 03:38:08 about it happened to me

I caught d bastard cheating on me on my bday. Its realy sad how it happened but d fact that he was still denying of cheating on me and wouldn't admit of his fault even if he's caught in the act twice already(2 wks b4 my bday-i saw a girl with him in his car but told me she was just a friend n i should not be even worried about her coz she's ugly)so i believed him. But on my bday all the facts are right infront of us so theres no way 4 him not admit the truth nymore n all i need is 4 him 2 admit his mistake n apologize coz we just had sex last night since its my bday,he even promised me we'r staying in dinner n wine in my hotel suite. But it was all BS! When he called n said he's running late. My intuition kicked in (gut feelings are always right)Thats how i caught him. hoped headmit d truth, apologize then i'll leave. But this asshole is still denying n lied thru his teeth n i think he'd rather face a firing squad than plead guilty..even told me 2 go home n talk about it later coz im not being rational. That drove me nuts. I got so frustrated i snapped,So i punched his god damn face about 4-5x,d other girl started screaming profanity at me asking me 2 fight her instead ncallin me names..n i was like..excuse me n who are u? r u not getting this??? was gona say 2 her that we r both getting played by this scumbag, dont u get it? but she kept comin on n was about 2 grab me but then wow the bastard stood in d middle 2 stop d fight, i was expecting he'd explain 2 both us at least n tell us who is who n whats d truth. But he didnt had enough balls 2 show he's a man. Instead he went 2 her carried her n took her away fr me 2 go back inside his work. My heart just dropped on d floor. He left me alone in d parking lot. This was d part when i went ballistic!!! I said 2 myself nobody in this world has d right 2 do this 2 me or anybody on my fuckin'bday. This jerk needs a lesson. I didnt know what 2 do but as soon as i opened my car i remembered i had my aunts carpentry tools in my trunk. I found a saw, a hammer,a pick, n a knife. I chose d hammer bcoz at that point i just wana smash his face but nobody was there but me n his new car.. so i started with the headlights, the windshield, windows,smashed n broke everythingthat can b broken, mirrors,even d hood, the body are all trashed too And then i heard him screaming n running 2wards me n i was about 2 deliver my last 2-3 blows.Then he came closer n realized d severity of d situation, all he could say was"what d fuck did u do 2 my caaaaar!!!his jaw just dropped n slowly went down on his knees to d floor n couldnt believe his eyes!!!now total silence, i stared at him like that 4 a bit waited then realized my right arm was bleeding n some of my fingers too got small cuts fr all d smashing i did,at that point my rage pretty much subsided n then i started 2 cry as i walk 2 my car so i can leave, i gave him one last look n said,"I had soo much RESPECT 4 u Michael." He just looked at me back,still..couldnt say anything. Got in2 my car as soon as i close d car door, i noticed a police car entering d parking lot. 30 mins later he called telling me that cops are investigating d scene but its his bitch that called 911 not him n also the fact that evrything that went down was caught on video fr d parking lots cameras lol so i told him, go ahead n charge me, because it is on!!!n im warning u,if i ever c any cops knocking at my door, I will fuckin burn ur house! then hanged up..And thank GOD he didnt pressed charges, i was really surprised.N later on I heard he lost his job 2 coz it went on d parking lot of his work. And evryone who saw his car pretty much had a good laugh.And I'm just LMFAO! It was fun! FYI: Cheaters r d biggest pussies out there. They dont have balls 2 face u n tell u whats what, instead they shake ur hand and smile at u but stab u in the back believing they got even or at least punish u by cheating on u. I dont c y cant they just say it? Again, no balls, pathetic. Also once a cheater, always a cheater. NO second chances ever 4 them..no matter how much u love d person..once TRUST n RESPECT n Communication is gone..no relationship will ever work. And f u want revenge, do it right in front him. And so far Lauretta Bobbet's way of revenge 4 me was the siiiick!

mycomind says on 2010-10-29 11:47:49 about Sugar in oil

a very evil mechanic told me that just a little sugar in the oil will cause the engine to sieze at some point garanteed. less sugar will take longer, more sugar will speed up the process. I bet alot of mechanics know about this little jewel.

icared2much says on 2010-09-30 09:04:16 about the prefect to get back at cheating lover

Me and my bf was together for 3 years, now lately i have found out the he has been cheating. First he said it was a one time thing now he is saying that he was cheating on me with her for 8 months. I don't know what the hell the truth is, but i would love to get back at him. His out side woman contacted me and we talked, and i found out that he was sexing her in the car that we buy together. Well i think, i cant get back the money i lent him to get the car, i would prefer that no one has the car. I need the prefect way to destroy it.

scorned guy says on 2010-08-26 12:46:50 about about damaging car

hi i'm in similar situation.
but i'm considering feeling the tank with diesel(it's a petrol car) should do the trick

thisbitchcrazy says on 2010-08-12 17:19:14 about

yall are some crazy motherfuckers

bitchybird says on 2010-07-07 22:51:26 about boyfriends car

hell get some spray paint or paint and a brush and write on his car "I have a tiny penis" or "I jack off in the bushes at parks" or do what i did I put a personal ad at local adult store for his girlfriend-swf looking for good time groups welcome no video cameras please and her phone #

Nekro says on 2010-06-11 12:10:20 about Fucking stupid

Ha ha fucking stupid! Poison him and stab him don't fuck with his car thats silly! Give him a sleeping posion and cut his hamstrings ha ha! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned my fucking ass you are soft as shit!

joebloggs says on 2010-05-19 20:25:29 about bitches

should of let him fuck your arss

Kid Vicous says on 2010-04-26 06:10:59 about Shit

Oh and there is one thing worse than a woman scorned bitch, me! You revenge obsessed little cunt! It not about just cheating and that you got fuckking issues you are one of the saddest most pathetic people I have ever crossed paths with on the internet your not a psycho your a fucking saddo lmfao

Kid Vicious says on 2010-04-26 06:06:21 about Shit

Bitch! You got ya name right shut the fuck up you fucking slag omdz you the sick twisted one ya little sket!

Bitch! says on 2010-04-25 22:25:52 about Revenge

To all you sick twisted men! If you don't want your car destroyed then don't cheat on your girlfriends. Period! There is nothing worse then a scorned woman. I for one am sick and tired of all the men out there that think they can treat their women anyway they like and then leave them crying while you're out fucking up another girl's life. Fuck that!!! Its about time women have started taking back their lives by getting revenge on their lying douche bag boyfriends/spouses. I'm so glad that a law has passed where men will get arrested if they hit a woman. I would rather put bruises on myself and blame my boyfriend then see the fucker get away with his cheating!!

Haha says on 2010-04-13 20:09:02 about Da Rudeboi

Rudeboi you sound like a little cunt mate. Go to school and learn English and grow some balls you fucking ghetto smurf

Da Rudeboi! says on 2010-04-12 12:03:04 about Dis Ting

Listen pussioles u fuckin sad pricks init. Careless u a fuckin nasty lil cunt yeah fuckin up da whip get me? All u cunts that chattin shit bout wreckin whip n dat need 2 stop bein so fuckin dumb yeah! I come on here lookin bout gettin new benz n dis wank cum up lol. But seriously u all fuckin titheads get me?

Badman says on 2010-04-12 11:55:37 about Sad bitch

Lmao careless shut the fuck up you weird sad bitch! All you people are cunts especially careless and Travis

careless says on 2010-04-10 11:18:16 about cheating bfs

my bf of 1 1/2 years cheated on me with a bitch two years younger than me at a party he threw and lied to me about. his excuse was that he was drunk and she took advantage of him while he was in his room sleeping. yea bull fucking shit. ive already put my now ex through torture. but now its the dumb sluts turn. ive already crashed a few of her parties and made her cry numerous times but im no where near done. the bitch got a new car.... bitch isnt gunna have it for much longer.

careless says on 2010-04-10 11:17:13 about cheating bfs

my bf of 1 1/2 cheated on me with a bitch two years younger than me. his excuse was that he was drunk and she took advantage of him while he was in his room sleeping. yea bull fucking shit. ive already put my now ex through torture. but now its the dumb sluts turn. i can say that ive gone stalker status and i know where she works and when she works. ive already crashed a few of her parties and made her cry numerous times but im no where near done. the bitch got a new car.... bitch isnt gunna have it for much longer.

Lozzaboi says on 2010-04-07 19:07:06 about Travis is a cunt

Yes man I read it. Who the fuck you think your calling a faggot you little pussyhole? I would fucking merc you ya cunt! This slut is fucking out of order get me? Cunt! Any of you fucking pussyholes tried that shit on my car I'd straight up waste you! Braaap!

shitonme says on 2010-04-01 05:36:44 about fuckacar/truck

Egg whites in the fuel tank. WHITES only!!! About a dozen should do the trick on a 14/16ltr diesel engine. It is untraceable and will work it's way the fuel system...
FILTER
PUMP
INJECTORS - on a series 60 Detroit Diesel these fuckers are worth about 1200 bucks
CYLINDERS
It will just turn the fuel to shit.

A bag of sand (like I'm talking a 2 kg bag? Less if you use sandblasting sand)
in the engine. Remove the filler cap n pour away. Will chew the engine out - they are anywhere from $20,000 upwards for a re-con piece of shit.

HAPPY VEHICLE FUCKING :)

mi says on 2010-03-31 14:50:37 about destroyng a car

just putt undre fis engine a tire full off gasolinr and put it on fire the fuking car will burn up 100% damage

lameasshoes says on 2010-03-29 08:57:30 about

you bitches are really the craziest bitches i have ever seen. If u cumdumster don't satisfy then we fucking cheat.

dirty devil says on 2010-03-27 18:45:53 about revenge ideas

lmao - stealing babies from the hospital or puppies and throwing them bloody into the car!! lol - dog shit in the air vents! holy shit man fuck me i can't stop laughing. thanks for the great ideas. the brake cleaner for paint is perfect - put it in a squirt gun and that way everytime some asshole driver (i walk/bus/bike it) cuts you off or w/e, just squirt their shit.

dog says on 2010-03-18 21:50:37 about acid

put a gal of murtic acid in fuel tank , it mixes with fuel and works great

Travis says on 2010-03-17 08:56:55 about Lozzi and simple man

U guys are fags read the story bitches expandi foam is a good idea

sexy chic says on 2010-03-01 08:11:45 about cheeting boyfriends

put gone off cheese and sour milk under the back seet and buy a mouse in the pet shop and let him live under the back seat in the car... fellas should b punished 4 cheating ( dirty dogs) were better off without them...

car expert says on 2010-02-21 13:41:29 about revenge

expandi foam up the exhaust pipe
super glue the locks
superglue the Tyre valves
Break fluid around all the window seals.
thinners all over roof of car
cut the break pipes
punture tyers with knife
pour sugarsoap into fuel tank"mix with 2 pint of water"
loosen wheel nuts on front drover side wheels

Pissed beyond belief says on 2010-02-12 00:52:58 about Brake fluid

Love the super soaked idea - will brake fluid/paint stripper react with the plastic tank of a water gun? Great idea for drive by subtle way to fuck up a car.

Lozzaboi says on 2010-02-06 20:23:27 about Dumb Cunt

You are a fucking bunch of cunts any of you that trash peoples cars for revenge. Die of cholera you fucking cunts!

PodMagnum says on 2010-01-23 00:01:38 about destroying a car

you's some evil bitches.

JustGotDumped says on 2010-01-22 11:42:40 about fuckin a car up

first off

-Pour milk
-dog poo under handles
-brake fluid to strip paint
-spray paint the car
-smash windows with brick
-let air out(do not slash)
-Bologna or Fritos,pour 7-up,becomes chemically bonded,has to scraped off
-superglue pennies into keyholes
-key the car
-sugar in the gas tank
-pour trash on top of car
-pelt with eggs(rotten ones)
-Beat in windows with bat(metal)
if that shit dont work jus piss all over the car an be done with it

milk says on 2010-01-20 21:20:28 about

Ain't worth going to jail over. Karma will take care of it.

chuckanders says on 2010-01-14 13:24:35 about sugar

i tried the sugar i the tank it will only clogg up the fuel system,but fill it rigth in to the engine,where you fill oil,and after ca 10 min the engine is filled whith thick sticky caramel,when it cools it will be hard as candy......

Bec says on 2009-12-23 00:03:26 about destroying a car

The sugar thing doesnt work. Water is good! the petrol will float and the car wont run, then thy will need to get the water pumped out. Put a egg in the exhaust then put the expanding foam. the egg will cook quick and will stink like shit!!! Poor milk under there seats if u can get into the car.

God says on 2009-11-29 00:45:35 about asdf

fill a supersoaker up with paint thinner and spray the crap out of the car then use a knife or nail to let some of the air out of the tire out of the tubes "no slashing" use it on the valve and then superglue the valve shut after wards so they cant air their tire back up and have to eather get new ones or their valves replaced and the supersoaker will fuck the paint up in nice little lines

helper says on 2009-11-22 00:43:37 about destroy his car

pop the tires with nails.

loosen the hudcaps so they fall off while he is driving.

cut the wires to the battery.

finally pour water down the fuel tank.

warning:when putting water in the tank USE A HOSE AND PUT A LOT IN!!!!!!

slydog says on 2009-11-18 03:06:44 about this stuff

get expanding foam

take off gas cap, spray it down deep inside the gas line.

spray it up inside the tail pipe

go to the front of the car. spary it all over the front raidiator behind the grill

get rubber renew, pour it into letters spelling "i love teenie boy cock"....when it rains a magic message will appear.

psycho man says on 2009-10-24 21:21:42 about Distroy that mans car!

Fellow car destroyers well ive found the perfect way to kill a car but only do this if you really really hate that person. get a co-part to help you with this one find a expensive car a newer car that has electronics in it. Watch the car for a few days when you have enogh informtion grab a tazzer. Get your friend to slam his hands on the car so the alarm goes off, go to the headlight and taze it you will notice that the cars alarm goes off but thats not the only thing thats off the whole car is fried and it will cost thousands of dollars to fix. But make sure you do it fast, most likley its going to wake up the neighbors

Simple man says on 2009-10-24 21:11:05 about all comments

you people are stupid, people cheat, there stupid 4 it just get over it move on with your life dont act all childish!

Toobad says on 2009-10-17 23:41:06 about revenge

Ok first of all sugar in the tank is the fastest fix, however getting it down without a trace is sometimes hard, take a gas can (fill it 3/4 full of fuel){will work on diesel or gas engines }do this in preparation before on site. Now simply walk up to the car with a gas can (most people will assume you ran out of fuel) remove the cap, pour the fuel, replace the cap....... get the hell outta there... *if spotted walk to his door and simply wait as if you have misplaced your keys.* once clear book it! Congratulations you have screwed his entire engine. Everything else will pretty much be noticed by the cars computer (such as low oil etc)

For a paint job nasty, either key the car (use a set of keys and walk around the car scratching the entire thing) *again insurance will cover this* or for ultimate fun on a nice sunny day throw bologna all over the car. Works really well on a red car as pink poka-dots really spice up any guys car. *sure insurance may cover this also but its hella fun* Anyways good luck... these are tried and true methods and will work. For those that don't belive sugar will not work bring it on, it is proven to seize engines. Been there done that. Next time you wont be in my parking spot fucker!

Gomez says on 2009-09-03 18:19:27 about Fuckin a car up!

Some kids stole my bike worth about £500, I need to get back at them, I know a couple of them and where they live? These are all awesome ideas on how to fuck a car up! I want to do some damage worth about £500 quid, so I'm thinking... Spray the car, slash the fuck out of the tires and seal the key holes with superglue and seal the doors with no more nails!

Is this any good? Will I get caught? I'm doing it late tonight! Any other ideas???

oneangrywife!! says on 2009-08-27 16:06:03 about his cheatin ass

i just wanna thank all of u for all the ideas!! i will most def. try this on his CHEATIN, WIFE BEATIN ASS!!!
THANKS ALOT!!!

ExBoyFriend says on 2009-08-24 22:23:06 about nice work

keep it up ladies! maybe I'll be your next fuck buddy and I'll give you the clap :)

Psyco fuck says on 2009-08-11 01:02:36 about Fucked if i know

Rip out his adams apple and eat it while he is dying, he will be more pissed about that then his car

Bucket says on 2009-08-11 00:47:02 about Fuck that car up

pour the car over with petrol, make sure its fucking soaked to the max, light it and run like fuck.

if you dont want to destroy his car, just fuck with it a little bit just piss on the handels, slash the seats up and wipe shit on the head rests

everyone here has the best ideas

fuck all humans says on 2009-08-08 03:06:47 about ex car damage

why damage the car ? just open the boot and put 500 pounds worth of coke under the spare wheel in 10 pound wraps . when he goes to work simply phone the poxy filth and make them bastards do the work for you as long as you leave no prints he goes inside for five years and you get to keep the car . simples !!!!

wattcchhh Braahhh says on 2009-08-05 05:41:36 about

Ok.. im going 2 do this 2 my religion teacher coz hes a fuking tool n loves 2 fuk me over in skool..

im getting 3 of my mates 2 come with me...

1st i hav seen his car n it dosnt have automatic lock.. so im going 2 use a cote hanger 2 open his doors..

im going 2 get 10L of milk and fuk the insides of his car.. next open the bonnet and n fill up his raidiator with that expanding fome stuff..

if he duz end up washing his car n that duzznt work.. ill get 2 car loads of guys n tipp his car on its fuken roof n cocktail his car :)

INSANE CRAZIED EX GF says on 2009-08-03 19:16:36 about destroying a car

Get some gloves and some dog poop, now depending on the type of door handle shove as much dog shit UNDER the door handlge so you cant see it if you were to go to open it. :)

Simple, he will go to open his door and get shit all over his fingers! good for all door handles!

anon. says on 2009-07-26 00:07:53 about

poop on his face

ree says on 2009-07-19 19:08:30 about exes

FUCK THEM WE AINT NO DAM COWARDS FUCK THEY SHIT UP NO EVIDENCE BLOW IT UP IF U KNO HOW WITH OUT KILLIN YOSELF

koook says on 2009-07-18 20:02:24 about hehe

u guys are all lames=]

death maul says on 2009-07-13 04:15:04 about

bleach in the gas tannk that is all

Cazee Bitch says on 2009-07-10 16:07:25 about Fuck that car up

Well a friend told me that Brake Fluid strips paint. My boyfriend had just painted his car;well he'll be needing another paint job. Ladies we should destroy every man's car.....

revenge bitch says on 2009-07-06 07:17:01 about cheating boyfriend

revenge is sweet it will teach them not to mess with girls, so place one huge orange in the mufler and it will back fire on cause engine problems

kennyt says on 2009-07-05 16:19:52 about