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Euro Club International takes pimping to the next level

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Today I got an email from an organization called Euro Club International. They wanted to “fulfil my fantasies with more than 50 of the hottest girls from around the world, discreetly and affordably”.

Not much can be found about this venture from the expanse of internet, but their website is crystal clear to me – they offer bordello services for ‘gentlemen’. That’s not what they are saying, but if you read between the lines, then that’s exactly what they are offering, at least that’s what it looks like to me.

Imagine a Palace tucked away in the heart of Frankfurt, Germany, where at anytime you may find 30-80 of the most beautiful women from across the globe, waiting to serve your every want and desire.
(http://www.euroclubinternational.com)

The idea of this Gentlemen’s club is definitely intriguing – getaway from your usual life and lots of women in a palace in the centre of Frankfurt. The best part of it is that for $200 you can even order an Alibi kit (should you need one). By ordering this feature from their list of services they make sure you will maintain the highest level of privacy. This kit includes:

· Global Phone with a U.S. phone number
· Number/ID Block for all calls to the USA
· Paperless trail for payment arrangements
· Access to our online receipt generator
· Use of Alias for all membership/trip details
· Correspondence by a private online account only
· U.S. originated money transfers while in Frankfurt

The usual tour length of their members is 2-3 days. And the maximum price I managed to get to (if I would order all the possible services), would be just a bit over $10000 dollars. Their pre-made packages cost a bit less though - $1250/day - $3250/day but there’s 3 day minimum requirement for 3 of their packages.

It really is an interesting ‘club’ and their offer really is tempting. But only as long as I don’t actually start to think about the cost of their services as well as the main idea behind it.

It looks like the price for one gal for 30 minutes is $250 – you’ll find that price when you only check the box for “1 Extra Appointment” in their Custom Services menu.

What is Private Appointment?

According to their website they have 30-80 VERY FRIENDLY and UNBELIEVABLY beautiful women in the club surrounding you all the time. And when you meet a gal that you are really interested in, you will just tell her that you’d like to have a private appointment with her (make sure though that you have paid for it first). And once you’re behind closed doors, the gal will do ANYTHING to satisfy all your needs (within 30 minutes that is). And like they say on their website – “Each appointment will last until you have reached your appointment climax or 30 minutes. (Whichever comes first). Appointments may also be done in the view of the club if you wish. Our TV room is a particularly common area for members who like an audience to spend their appointment time.”.

Looks like a great club to me, could anyone send me a donation of $10 000 so that I could pay them a visit?

Apparently, most of their visitors are from Asian countries and Canada…where are you from? None of them? Then stop reading now! Otherwise, check www.euriclubinternational.com - it’s really fun to read.



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anal says on 2005-10-31 06:49:43 about
Hey asshole!!

Stop fucking self-lionking to this fucking shit hole

Fuckwit










wit™ says on 2005-10-30 14:04:14 about Never paid for it
That'd be fucking sad if you were successful enough to afford this brothel, yet you couldn't get it for free.










steve says on 2005-10-30 08:31:51 about
Obviously for the filthy rich or
perhaps a goof.
Hey, for that much, you should be able to spend 24 hours with the chick!










Optimus Chyme says on 2005-10-30 07:12:11 about
this sucks you suck you dumb fucking faggot









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