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10 Indisputable Facts God Exists

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The world as we know it is coming to an end in 2012 and people, our people are still divided by a fine line. One side believes in the existence of the higher power while the other still likes the sperm in the exploding tube theory which resulted in dinosaurs, monkeys, billions of years old earth. Today I would like to share 10 indisputable facts with you, facts that will once and for all, prove that there is a god!

1. The world was created in 6 days by the god almighty, on seventh day he chillaxed (editor's note: Americans are currently trying to modernise the language of the bible, so changes have occurred). This is an indisputable fact because it's said so in the bible and it must be the basis of all other facts.


2. The bible was written by many different people, edited by another many, unreal things were taken out, uninteresting facts were changed, too easy and understandable language was deleted. If the bible would have been written by just one person and based on only his knowledge, it would have been wrong, but it was put together by writers association based on chill'day ceremonies.

3. Millions if not billions of people believe in God. If God didn't exist, it would mean all those people are kind of stupid, wouldn't it? And that can't be the case!

4. Nobody can say there is NO god, it is not possible to scientifically prove it. And that's an indisputable proof all by itself.

5. The God, as we know it, is the most powerful creature ever existed. How else could have he/it have wiped out the entire selection of other gods. Somehow he managed to seduce Roman goddess Venus, take the alcoholic spirit of Bacchus, Rome's most popular god, steal the cloud from under Zeus's arse, make arrangements with Hera. And these are just some gods he managed to get rid of, in order to get all the power to himself. Not to mention the fight between him and the Danish god Thor, son of Odin, who was the strongest god of all with red hair and beard, slaughtering with a huge hammer in his hand. And that all is yet another indisputable fact.

6. Generally speaking, humans are moral beings. And there is no way we would have ever figured out not to just kill each other if there was no god. We are simply not that intelligent. Wars can ONLY be held and people killed in order to turn others into moral beings as well.

7. If there was no god, there would be no atheists. No comments required.


8. The reason why we have never seen god is simple - to God such human concepts as time does not apply and he's on a very different scale than humans. This is the reason we will never be able to see nor understand him. We must believe, or else we'll end up in hell. And God knows that he's talking about - you know - been there, done that.

9. It doesn't matter if you are an agnostic, atheist or believer of the sperm monkey, all of us still argue or inquire about god. And that all by itself is the proof of his existence, indisputable proof.

10. If your life sucks and you don't believe in god, then you can't even die happy. So god MUST exist.

The reason why our God became our God was because people were pressed by emperors and suddenly there was a man saying he's the son of god and everything he says is true. It is simply impossible to imagine that this man was just a lunatic with creative imagination who gained popularity and belief just because people wanted to believe in him. That can't be the case. If today someone came out with the same theory, we would welcome him, we the ordinary people that is. Well, as long as he stays quiet and doesn't say the other god is not a god at all. Well, like Jesus said about the godly emperors.

By the end of the day, we can't go around not believing any old thing just because it can't be proven.

That would be absurd, right?







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Dude says on 2011-10-05 16:08:46 about Logic
The person who wrote the article is misinformed. Unfortunetly for the treu Christian society, there are people who protest and say things that are actually believed to be true. For instance, the burning of the Quaran. That's definately what Christians are not supposed to do. No one who is a true believer actually believes that stuff. I myself, am not a die hard Christian, but I've been around them and know what they really think. The whole concept is about love.










Genuine Christian says on 2011-08-23 03:11:06 about This article.
I'm a real Christian, and I don't agree with everything in the article. This wasn't written with the seriousness and the integrity of a God-believing person. I really hope the writer 'gets right with God', before writing about God without the due respect.

Let's make the story straight: 1. God exists in all time - without a beginning and end.
2. God created everything, and is in control of everything.
3. When God created humans, we rebelled and sinned, and created chaos. God knew these things before they happened.
4. God let us sin and rebel, because he prepared Jesus Christ to be our saviour. If we didn't rebel and sin, we would not be able to see God's love in Jesus Christ.
5. Jesus Christ died for our sins, he died for all of our sins. He died a painful death. He rose again on the third day.
He conquered death, and if we believe in Him, we are forgiven of our sins.
6. Being forgiven, and re-united to God, we should forsake our sins and worldy ways.
7. Being forgiven gets us to heaven, continuous rebellion and no turning to God will have the most terrible circumstance happen to a person (separation from God for eternity in hell).


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iAKA says on 2011-06-11 15:28:33 about
That's some utter Illogical nonsense that I just read.

I have sympathy for believers, for believing more in unreal objects than real objects like themselves.










anon. says on 2011-04-17 11:33:13 about
Too many people took this article the wrong way. -.-










anon. says on 2011-04-05 21:27:24 about
Sir, this is complete bullshit. I bet 90% of this is made-up from what you know and what you don't know. First of all, it's true that if there is a God, he could control the universe around us, BUT we are made with a mind to do as we wish. There was no Roman/Greek God, because they only used it to explain how life works, but science came in and explains everything. There was no fight with the other Gods and bullshit. If there was a fight God is suppose to be taking on Satan and the Christans are babbling shyt about you being a sin. It could be true that God plan everything out, the science, the discovery of science,etc. THERE ARE NO FACTS THAT GOD IS READ. THEY ARE OPINIONS.










really says on 2011-04-03 22:24:30 about GOD
I tell u this! who I am does not matter, but at a point in my life I made a terrible mistake. I KNOW it was mean't to be. It's no gay thing or something small and really unbothering. But to this day....and I know this is incorrect grmmar, but to this day GOD has been with me! 4rm football Pro/lawyer to part time working BUST. Yet I still shine and go makes me happy . I also asked for 2 specific things growing up in life to god as a kid and they both came. 1. a basketball goal. Payed 4 it spec. 1 day in the bathroom. yeh i was a boi and athletic...but low income. I got it for free from some lady that won it n didnt wont it. 2. A strait A report card when i clearfully felt i did't deserve it. Prayd for that 2. those where things I really wanted in life.. not putting it in the desire/temptation category. It was positive n I was also then. But as i speak now i am with god (not literally) and im at peace even surprisingly to me. Hey I believe in god and DONT HATE...but pray for the illuminati.I wish they would understand that what they are doing i wrong and is hurting us as one.










really says on 2011-04-03 22:23:51 about GOD
I tell u this! who I am does not matter, but at a point in my life I made a terrible mistake. I KNOW it was mean't to be. It's no gay thing or something small and really unbothering. But to this day....and I know this is incorrect grmmar, but to this day GOD has been with me! 4rm football Pro/lawyer to part time working BUST. Yet I still shine and go makes me happy . I also asked for 2 specific things growing up in life to god as a kid and they both came. 1. a basketball goal. Payed 4 it spec. 1 day in the bathroom. yeh i was a boi and athletic...but low income. I got it for free from some lady that won it n didnt wont it. 2. A strait A report card when i clearfully felt i did't deserve it. Prayd for that 2. those where things I really wanted in life.. not putting it in the desire/temptation category. It was positive n I was also then. But as i speak now i am with god (not literally) and im at peace even surprisingly to me. Hey I believe in god and DONT HATE...but pray for the illuminati.I wish they would understand.










sanity says on 2011-01-18 04:31:10 about about nugs
NUGS: if you believe you can read, you actually can't. Or if you believe you can, you obviously can't understand. The article isn't trying to make you believe in god or even to prove that god exists lol, it's all irony, the article makes fun of the true believers...and it was You who was talking about closed minded and stupid people? mm, I assume you do have a mirror...?










nugs says on 2011-01-18 00:37:28 about
i have nothing against the bible and god ect, each to there own i say, but i could not stop laughing at the facts that you say prove god to be real??? your kidding arnt you? you have proved nothing other than the fact that you are closed minded and stupid. i feel sorry for all the god belivers that now have to defend there beliefs on this blog. you retared










lol says on 2010-11-16 19:06:33 about lol
your logic is flawed










Your Mom says on 2010-09-06 23:34:36 about Uhhh...
I just diarrhea-ed in my mouth...










metalman says on 2010-08-26 12:44:43 about your facts
I'm a male construction worker in california. I'm not an athiest.. but I don't believe in the bible it doesn't appeal to my common sense. I believe there is a lot more than we know and it possibe though.To many un realistic stories. I mean imagin a bout large enough for two of EVERY animal. Then how would ancient people catch and and determine animal genders (not always easy).plus if u trace back mainstream religions they are mostly the same.and ya millions of people can be wrong remember we once thought the world was flat and center of universe.your # 5 makes you seem like your joking what nonsense.
With the nonsense I just read it seems like your a politician or related to one










Nayteeeh says on 2010-06-12 10:55:59 about this
@ eif, I am so relieved someone else got this!!! seriously, the god believers who have commented on this.. it mocks you in the face. what "believers" fail to consider is that our species may not actually be the most complexed and intelligent that could possibly ever exist. There are many things that are, and probably will always be completely beyond our comprehension, people like to be able to understand everything and if they can't; people make up substitute comprehensions just so the shoe fits, thus giving us "God" God is just the easy answer, at least with science when there is something we can't explain it makes logical sense that we are just unable to comprehend it










Nayteeeh says on 2010-06-12 10:52:28 about this
@ eif, I am so relieved someone else got this!!!

seriously, the god believers who have commented on this.. it mocks you in the face.

what "believers" fail to consider is that our species may not actually be the most complexed and intelligent that could possibly ever exist.

There are many things that are, and probably will always be completely beyond our comprehension, people like to be able to understand everything and if they can't; people make up substitute comprehensions just so the shoe fit, thus giving us "God"

God is just the easy answer, at least with science when there is something we can't explain it makes logical sense that we are just unable to comprehend it.










ilovettf says on 2010-05-23 00:02:34 about god exists
I do believe there is a god. Some people may not. But hopefully some day someone can change your mind. Isn't it better just to be safe than sorry? Don't turn him down. Give faith a fighting chance. God bless.










jay says on 2010-04-27 21:47:33 about this article
freaking hilarious i must say.

gave me quite the laugh throughout the whole read.










jessie says on 2010-03-10 21:19:03 about God
nice post man, i hope people see the truth about god's existance.










Chuck8246 says on 2010-02-17 19:39:13 about The idea of God
I just wanna post a quick comment on your statement about Science disproving religion. What has science proven if not for the fact that there are infinity questions hidden within every other question?

Every time a question is posed, science has worked to answer it. Where are your answers? Whats the human body made of? Cells! But what are cells made of? Molecules! But what are molecules made of? Atoms! Then quarks and now what?

Sure I find the idea of creationism and some of the biblical stories to be a bit crazy but I personally see the Bible as full of truth provided you don't take it literally. Just because Science has an idea of how the earth was made doesn't mean the bible is 100% false and therefore there is no God. Amidst all the questions brought by science, the idea of a God looks to me the only plausible reason that any of these scientific discoveries exist.

Just because MY senses don't immediately pick up a higher power doesn't mean its not there. Try explaining the beauty of a garden to an ant and then one might get an idea of what its like to explain God to a human. Its almost a hunch, you just know somethings gotta be out there... Do you believe in love? You see it through other people who've experienced it. If you shut yourself out from it, you'll never understand...











Boomer says on 2010-01-22 13:20:11 about ...
Maybe you should look-up "indisputable" in the dictionary.










eif says on 2009-10-30 05:42:41 about seriously
Why are so many people taking this article as a serious piece of writing? It's irony, people.










Mick says on 2009-10-27 07:48:42 about
I don't think anything less of people who believe in God but your so called facts that God exists are by far the most narrow minded theories i have ever heard. Millions of people may believe in god but it is because it gives people hope, it doesn't mean it must be true just because so many people believe in him. There are more people who DON'T believe in God, so why doesn't that OUTWEIGH the people who do... surely more people can't be stupid than the ones who aren't (according to your "facts") and to say because it can't be proven that it must be true is a statement of a person who really needs more logic skills.

I'm sure your means are good but don't try and make people come to your website to read something silly LoL










devin says on 2009-10-13 19:52:46 about what?
Just because you cant prove there isnt a god, doesnt mean there is one. There are many things that cant be explained so don't be arrogant and say that your theory is real.










? says on 2009-09-16 12:37:03 about your walk theory
this is stupid this is NOT PROOF that god exists. you should change the title to "10 reasons why god MIGHT exist"










EPS says on 2009-09-15 22:10:54 about Comon
Ok man i wont go sayin ur sarcastic comments might bite u in the ass one day but.
if u dont got something nice to say dont say it and piss off people who do Believe in God










jax says on 2009-09-14 22:28:38 about ummmm
i have no problem with people believing in a higher power but i don't believe it to be proven that he exists just like it hasn't been proven that he doesn't exist.
just because millions of people believe in something doesn't make it rue or make them stupid, i mean for a long time man believed the earth was flat, and they wre wrong.
just because heaps of people collaborated on the bible, it doesn't mean that they are right because there are many different theories that wre created by notable people to only be disproved in later years.
not believing in "god" doesn't make your life miserable, i have never believed in god and i have a wonderful life with loving friends, family a good job, well educated and a truly magnificent partner. i will die happy because i didn't live my life according to someone's "rules".
and finally if god does exist and he created free will and thinking then wouldn't he be happy that people question everything around them, i mean it is in our nature and if he is a kind god why would he punish his people just because they chose to live their lives? doesn't sound like much of a god to me...









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