Global Warming is not a problem

The earth is a living breathing organism. It inhales and exhales, it sleeps it stirs. It has gone through a variety of changes as it matured from a molten mass of flowing lava into a reasonably stable sphere that supports an abundance of ever evolving life. Oh yes and one other thing, humans.

It does not mater whether your believe in evolution or intelligent design one thing seems obvious, at least to me. Man has not evolved one iota since the beginning of recorded history. I’m not trying to challenge Darwin I’m just saying humans don’t seem to fit the theory. Not even a little. But what does this have to do with Global warming you might ask. And here is my answer. We are a fly in the ointment of nature. And it would appear that nature trying to pick us out.

Who is really being adversely effected by the hole in our O-Zone. Humans. Who has the most to loose. Humans. Who will care if we all die. No one but us. Ok maybe a couple of house pets that we have marginalized to the point of worthless fur balls but that is about it. Do you think the fish being scooped from the water faster than they can spawn will care. The live stock jammed in cages awaiting execution won't shed too many tears. And if the rivers and fields and mountains that we have dammed up, scrapped bare and blown apart could speak they would surely welcome our demise. And that is where nature comes in.

We personify nature. Call her mother, dress her in a whit robe, give her fake butter. But nature is really just a process. A system of actions and reactions set in motion by, well you fill in the blank, to keep life on this planet in balance. If the scale gets too heavy one side the scale tips and a few things fall off and balance is restored. That is until humans came along. Some how we figured out how to jump from side to side. Then we figured out how to move stuff around ourselves. instead of natural selection we started deciding who stayed and who left,. We got so good at it we started thumbing our nose at nature. Who needs nature when you can split and atom, splice a gene, clone a sheep. Well just like the commercial said. “Its not nice to fool mother nature.”

So now things are starting to go bad. We are out running out of oil. We are running out of food. And Nature is running out of patience. And that is when we noticed this hole in the Ozone. We tried to blame it on cows doing to may “hey pull my finger” jokes, but no one really bought that. Then we tried to say that it really wasn’t that bad if you just put on a little more sun screen. Pretty soon we’ll all look like George Harrison and no one wants that. But then significant parts of the north pole started to trickle off into the ocean and we finally work up. Screwing with mother nature is one thing but mess with Santa Clause is a national crises.

So not we are all concerned and trying to figure out what to do. I say just relax. The fix is in the works. Mother nature has got her hand back on the scale and the adjustment is being made. One hundred thousand years from now, when an archeologist from another galaxy lands here to work on their doctorial thesis. They will take a core sample. Around 5 inches from the top they will find a very thin layer. About the thickness of a thumbnail. And they will wonder what the hell happened during that period of time. I guarantee our layer will not look like any of the others. It will be darker and slimier and have a distinct aroma of arrogance. It won’t be much but it will be all that’s left.

Politics Factzone: The truth about Kim Jong Il Kim Jong Il, the leader of the free world, has decided to move on to more fertile grounds, leaving with us just the memories of 8-color rainbows, singing Korean women and couple of nuclear weapons. But who was this man whose next ambition would have been to get the next Nobel Peace prize? Here are just a few facts you should know about. more Top 5 Conspiracy Theories Related to John F. Kennedy's Assassination 26.Aug 2011 Since just after the assassination of John F. Kennedy, conspiracy theories abou...read ISRAEL KEEPING GHADDAFI AFLOAT 10.Mar 2011 ...read Glen Beck Is NOT the Anti-Christ! 10.Mar 2011 Hurtful and fiery rhetoric is now media’s default setting! This slippery and m...read Recipe for A REVOLUTION! (10 easy steps - try not to get burned!) 28.Feb 2011 Rebellion is cooking in the air. People are mad as hell, and not going to take...read THE ASSANGE CASE. CIA INTERFERED WITH SWEDISH LEGAL PROCESSES EXTREME RIGHT POLITICS A DANGER TO EUROPEAN UNITY THE AUSTRALIAN LABOR PARTY. OUT OF TOUCH, OUT OF FOCUS, OUT OF CREDIBILITY AND HOPEFULLY, OUT OF THE DOOR Opinion World governments charged with criminal negligence (in response to Megaupload case) EARTH (thecheers.org) - Federal authorities of the universe have charged the governments of all the countries in the world as well as the operators actually in power in these countries with operating a criminal enterprise, the Galaxy warriors announced Today. more The Great OSCARS 2011 – or so it would seem 5.Mar 2011 So, how exciting......a morning off, the Academy Awards. I wish I could say the...read Top 7 Expensive Bordellos. Prostitution: Shakedown, Tier Down, and Priced Out 31.Jan 2011 According to a report of the Washington DC-based US Department of State, The Ph...read The Great Secret and Reason for the JFK Assassination 11.Oct 2010 The great question is why the great secret? On June 4 1963, President Kennedy s...read Don't Do it! The 3 Worst Times to Get Tattoos 4.Oct 2010 As a general rule, tattoos gotten after 2 am are a bad idea. But in a bigger pi...read

Travel Travel Warning 13 September 2010 - DO NOT TRAVEL TO IRAN 13.Sep 2010 TRAVELWISE has been watching the situation in Iran for some months in relation ...read more TRAVELWISE TRAVEL ADVISORY 5th June 2010. DO NOT TRAVEL TO ISRAEL. 5.Jun 2010 Given the recent incident whereby the Israeli intelligence agency, Mossad, used...read TRAVELWISE. 16 APRIL 2010. EUROPEAN TRAVEL ALTERNATIVES 16.Apr 2010 Travelwise issues the following advice in relation to cancelled flights to, fro...read TRAVELWISE 6 APRIL 2010. AUSTRALIAN AIR TRAVEL. THE BEST WAYS TO TRAVEL BY AIR IN AUSTRALIA. 5.Apr 2010 Regular readers might have seen and read the various advisory and no-fly notice...read TRAVELWISE 2 APRIL 2010. QANTAS. 2.Apr 2010 Some concerns have been raised in relation to some of the maintenance practices...read Sport No Payoff From the Playoffs $16.50 will Get Anyone in the Hall Mr McGwire Stupid Athlete Tricks Technology Think Big! Think the World's Largest International Trade Show Top 9 cool laptop accessories for laptop geeks Twittering: I'm not that interesting Cheers Jesus' Answering Machine Brown Couch or twelve midgets in the town square How To Be Happy Drugged Out Saturday Nights Muslim Decapitation: Bad, or Simply Misunderstood?