Masterpiece Cinema - Cannibal! The Musical

‘Cannibal! The Musical’

Starring Trey Parker (as Juan Schwarz), Matt Stone, Jason McHugh, Robert Muratore, Dian Bachar.

Written by Trey Parker & Matt Stone (uncredited).

Directed by Trey Parker.

Genre: Comedy / Musical

Released: 1996

Running time: 95 mins.

Rated: R (American rating for comic gore, violence and some language).

IMDb link: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0115819/

Way back when ‘South Park’ first started, who’d have thought it would have the staying power to last for nearly a decade? A good portion of critics dismissed it as being a crude novelty. Controversy abounded. The last time there had been such a furor over an animated series had been ‘Beavis & Butthead’, and before that, ‘The Simpsons’. For some reason, people seem to think that whenever something’s animated, it’s automatically meant for kids, and as such, should be an instructive and wholesome half-hour lesson on how to be a good little cog in the machine of society.

Um…where was I? Oh, right; ‘South Park’. So, yeah…close to ten years after its release, ‘South Park’ is still going strong, and in a lot of ways it’s better than ever. Its writing is sharp and insightful, its humour is laugh-out-loud hysterical, and it breaches boundaries that other shows simply wouldn’t dare to. But you already know that. What you’re here for is to hear about ‘Cannibal! The Musical’.

Originally titled ‘Alferd Packer: The Musical’, this is the film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of ‘South Park’, made while they were still in film school. The main character, Alferd Packer, is an actual historic figure; he’s Colorado’s only convicted cannibal, having been accused of eating the other members of his mining expedition. So what do the ‘South Park’ guys decide to do with such a grizzly story? Well, they made a musical comedy, of course.

‘Cannibal’ was made on a shoe-string budget, and it really shows. But, of course, that’s what makes the film so fun and charming. What would a cannibal movie be without horribly graphic but terribly cheesy gore that makes you laugh and wince at the same time?

But let’s not ignore the other genre that this little gem of a movie falls into. Generally, I’m not a big fan of musicals. I tend to find them…well…retarded. But the ludicrous nature of this film works so well with being a musical. In fact, the songs themselves are so absurd that they work to subvert the musical genre as a whole – and that’s setting aside the fact that they’re damn catchy tunes. Whenever it’s bright and sunny outside, I can’t help humming to myself how it’s certainly a Shpadoinkle day.

Don’t worry. It’ll make sense after you see it.

So if you’re looking for something cheap and funny, I can’t recommend ‘Cannibal’ enough. It’s inarguably from the ‘Bad Taste’ school of filmmaking; fill your movie with enough tacky violence and hysterical one-liners and you’ve got cinematic gold.

As for what we have next week…well, that’s a surprise. But trust me when I say it won’t be anything near as bloody.

Next week: Some open heart surgery (it’s not what it sounds like! Promise!)

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