EU-hooligans

Life isn't easy these days for a professional hooligan, particularly if it's not only his hobby but his job to bash the averse fan on the head. Let us assume that Bill is a big Arsenal supporter and he's fed up that he cannot bop at home.

It is well known that every move could be fatal on the Highbury. Even if he only yawns in front of the security cameras, the man behind could think about the innocent fan that he's starting a fight...then everything is over and the season ticket is gone. Now Bill can go to Portugal! Summer, holiday and Euro 2004 are waiting for him.

The plan is clear: to dodge the police, especially the 'bricks' from home, to search for a dinky pub and when the evening game comes to reel (if it's possible) to the stadium. Bill exchanged his daily red-white Arsenal wear to the national "uniform," and he's ready to face the police and the match. But then comes the (sub)cultural shock: It was clear to Bill that the whole stadium scanned together the names from London, Manchester and even Newcastle on the games between England and other countries. But how can a real "good old" ultra, swear at Henry's mother, when her son was a real goal machine the whole season long, the half god, the idol of every supporter?

It's okay to fight with the campy, bum French supporters before and after the match, but his tongue cannot obey him to tell Vieira where to get off. It's a collapse; Bill is more than confused. No one thought about the poor hooligans and their schizophrenic state, when it was allowed for the teams and players to make international transfers. If everybody signs up everything at large, there won't be English, Scottish, French and German ultras, only EU-supporters. Everything that's left is the World Championships and to make a row, let's say, with a Chinese supporter. It is no wonder that Bill and his friends cannot brawl carefree to everyone's surprise.

They cannot focus on eliminating Lissabon's monuments, they give up the IQ-fight and sink into themselves sitting on a bench near the street. Next morning they will phone up a psychiatrist and who knows what will happen further?

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