Are you a fan of country music? Here's a list of the 10 best ones. Number 5 is my favorite and I actually did buy #1.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.




9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.




8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.




7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.




6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.




5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.




4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.




3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.




2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.



And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long

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