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Loch Ness monster exists - we have her tooth!

Early in March 2005 two American students decided to visit Loch Ness and have a look for themselves if the monster was real or not and boy did they get more than they bargained for! Hiring themselves a local fishing boat, the students ventured out onto the quiet waters and after only a few hours came across a huge mass floating on the water, getting closer they could see that it was the mangled remains of a deer.

"The animal had been ripped to pieces, its hind quarters were gone, totally severed!" one of the students claimed. It was while investigating the dead deer that they saw a bony protrusion. Using a screwdriver they cracked open the animal's rib cage and discovered the protrusion was in fact a tooth! This tooth was about four inches long and very sharp.

In their excitement, the students called over a local boat to show what they had found but the person turned out to a local enforcement officer of some kind (some reports have called him a local Water Bailiff others have said that he was from Fish and Game). The animal remains and the tooth were confiscated from the American students, but luckily for them they had already taken photographs of the tooth and the deer remains.

On returning to America the students began to take measures in trying to retrieve the tooth. They eventually got in contact with Bill McDonald, a private investigator and Loch Ness expert.

It was through Mr McDonald that the New York Times best selling author Steve Alten became involved. Mr Alten, who by sheer coincidence was writing a novel at the time called The Loch, was so impressed by the findings of the students and of Mr McDonald that he re-wrote part of his novel to incorporate their findings!

After many months without the return of the tooth the students, with backing from financers convinced of their cause, have put up the sum of $100,000 for anyone who can return to them the tooth that they claim is rightfully theirs.

After seeing the pictures of the tooth and the carcass, together with having read Steve Altens novel that although is fiction a lot of experts have come forward and said that the book is more accurate than many books of non fiction about Loch Ness. I have to say that I am convinced that the tooth is genuine and that whether the students get back the tooth or not it surely can only be a matter of time before the real monster in Loch Ness is exposed for all the world to see!






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george says on 2011-06-09 00:00:22 about loch ness monster
i think the loch ness monster is a sort of dinosaur that got traped in loch ness her/his favorite place is behind the castle...dont say i lie because its real if anyone says im lieing ill hurt them badley ok very very badley THE END.is the loch ness monster real are you sacred or brave im very very very very very very very brave










george says on 2011-06-08 23:59:11 about loch ness monster
i think the loch ness monster is a sort of dinosaur that got traped in loch ness her/his favorite place is behind the castle...dont say i lie because its real if anyone says im lieing ill hurt them badley ok very very badley THE END.is the loch ness monster real










george says on 2011-06-08 23:59:02 about loch ness monster
i think the loch ness monster is a sort of dinosaur that got traped in loch ness her/his favorite place is behind the castle...dont say i lie because its real if anyone says im lieing ill hurt them badley ok very very badley THE END.is the loch ness monster real :~()










george says on 2011-06-08 20:18:35 about loch ness monster
i think the loch ness monster is a sort of dinosaur that got traped in loch ness her/his favorite place is behind the castle...dont say i lie because its real if anyone says im lieing ill hurt them badley ok very very badley THE END.










BigfootsDad says on 2010-11-22 20:56:20 about
Thats clearly a whale penis










bambam says on 2009-05-28 18:50:14 about loch ness tooth
if u dont believe its real and u think i'm full of shit come and prove to me its fake










bambam says on 2009-05-28 18:42:32 about loch ness tooth
the tooth looks like nothing i've ever seen. it doesn't look at all like a mammals tooth.the barbs on the tooth are the strangest things i've ever seen it has to be from an unknown animal. it would take a lot of creativity to think and fake a tooth that has barbs or any other thing unusual thing on a tooth










angel says on 2009-04-18 22:09:44 about real
i fing it rit !










andrewzoo says on 2009-02-08 09:33:54 about Loch Ness Monster Tooth
That is a piece of a crab's claw...










Hero10 says on 2009-01-19 15:14:47 about Fake
You people that think it's real need to get a grip on reality because it's fake. It could be plastic. No offense to the people who think it's real!










MRS. ALDERATE says on 2008-10-22 17:39:32 about
THATS BULL SHIT I COULD FAKE THAT TOOTH BETTER THAN THAT YOU'LL SEE










DICK FACE says on 2008-10-22 17:34:34 about
I THINK ITS REALL NO OFFENCE FOR PEOPLE THAT THINK ITS REAL










CARL says on 2008-10-22 17:30:01 about
ITS FAKE PLASTIC










chelsi says on 2008-09-16 05:14:00 about tooth
is it real










anon. says on 2008-07-08 04:10:42 about
That tooth looks nothing like a deep sea shark tooth.. check any sites relating to sharks, deep dea included and no shark has that design of tooth.

face it this is just another hopeless hoax










mike says on 2008-07-03 02:25:31 about
that tooth looks like a dem tooth from a deep sea shark or somthing your full of shit










12354 says on 2008-07-03 02:20:30 about the tooth
that is a load of crap










anon. says on 2008-06-23 09:41:09 about
Seems to be a fake to me, the tooth has a more reptilian design to it, the main issue is however that the item apears to have 3 barbs.

This is quite abnormal for either reptiles or mamals, not to mention the colouration, any aqautic based lifeform would not have a deep colouration towards the end of the teeth, this sort of colouration normaly occurs in horns of bovine specimens.

A nice attempt at exagerating this already blown out of proportion subject, not to mention convieniently timed with the release of mentioned book..










mew says on 2008-05-12 04:31:42 about O
you're CRAZY










Terrorking91 says on 2007-08-29 13:12:44 about =O
That's insane... there is something that looks just like that tooth on google when i searched for this. Just look up lochness monster :P

It is a skull and the teeth look the same.










anon. says on 2006-07-25 12:39:16 about
okokokok










Linz says on 2006-03-21 14:19:44 about lochness
i think that this lochness monster is real.. me and my friend are doing a report for schoolon this and i need all the resources i can get..









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