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Light Of The Quasar: A Crash Course on Porn Films

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Let me be honest straight-out-the-gate here: I've seen a lot of porn.

There I said it...am I ashamed of that fact? Nope. Here's why. Porn films are more than just fake boobs, generally bad acting/scripts/production values, coke habits, erectile dysfunction and sexually transmitted diseases. It's probably one of the best forms of sex eduction that we have in this tight-collared world (proven by the fact that some adult entertainers have worked on actual sex-ed films), it explores fantasies that many of us would never talk about (I admit that many of these disturb me) and it provides great stimulation for the lonely regardless of gender or sexual orientation. And hell, I've been VERY lonely in the past.

For those who don't know the majority of the films that are made every day come from San Fernando Valley in California, but there is a fair amount of action going on in other places including Eastern Europe, the rest of Europe and Brazil in particular. In terms of that action taking place, it tends to fall into the following categories: Straight (girl/guy), Bisexual (any sex combo), Lesbian (girl/girl), Gay (guy/guy) and Trannie (transsexual in any combo). From these categories, we tend to get certain themes from the movies, such as all anal, midget love, interracial, fetish, all blowjobs or just plain old everyday screwing. Furthermore, these movies are filmed in ways that are just as inventive as you might see in regular movies, particularly as some studios begin to use higher budgets (Digital Playground is not afraid to spend a bit of cash), use hip-hop music (Snoop Dogg comes to mind) or utilize artistic visions (Andrew Blake films women like a sculptor moulds them into their work). The film could be a feature presentation, all glossy-looking with a story and a bit of dough spent or a gonzo flick where the action is shot realistically, like a documentary style but on the cheap. The budgets and personal styles seem to dictate the directors choice.

Fans get just as devoted to these movies as your regular film buff, but these ones get the bonus of seeing even more releases (thousands of titles a year) than your average Hollywood star. The hierarchy is ruled by women, unlike Hollywood, were the opposite is true. Queens like Jenna Jameson (pretty much the porn uber-goddess) get greater control over their contracts and many of these top-line girls become mentors for the next generation, some move behind the camera or into the production side when they feel their time has come. Age certainly does not weary all porn actresses, like Nina Hartley, who could still give any young stud the time of his life (and teach him a lot in the process). She is an absolute sexpert.
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As this industry moves closer to the mainstream world of entertainment everyday, it may just be valuable to have knowledge of where it is going and what it is doing. There has been a great crossover between porn and the music industry with starlets appearing in music videos, on covers of albums and with the music and musicians featuring in the movies themselves, who'd have predicted that these two sources of entertainment would need each other? I guess it makes sense; the saying is Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll after all.

Just as it is in any entertainment, addiction is becoming an issue, so if you do venture into one of those stores with the blacked out windows or with the blown-up dolls out the front to find the latest classic like The Sopornos 7, make sure your life savings doesn't get lost there. I think I lost part of mine (That was not due to addiction, but rather financial recklessness at the time). Stick to good old moderation.

There is so much to choose from, so do experiment; however don't feel compelled to try everything if youre squeamish. Bukkake for example, is where many males ejaculate onto one or a couple of people. In that example, raincoats may not just refer to condoms, but to actual raincoats.

Now, who said porn wasn't complex?

See Matts blog at: http://lightofthequasar.blogspot.com/

Copyright Matt Holt, 2004






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Matt Holt (UNV)
Writing film reviews, both porn and mainstream, been an avid writer for many years, only recently found the time to improve and seek publishing.

I'm a mature age student who likes to write about anything and everything, as I've had a wide range of experiences. I'm set to become an Accountant and Manager, but my heart is in writing of many types. Fun Fact: I once got paid to write 100 'blurbs' for an adult movie site. My work is especially handy for those who want to know more about Australia. Make sure you contact me if you would like to see a particular article or have a comment. See my blog at: http://lightofthequasar.blogspot.com/



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